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vulnerability is like so hard, if I told you anything sappy please know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression

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Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

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I'm an angry person but anyone who knows me knows I abhor violence. I'd never want to seriously hurt someone. However I should be allowed to do cartoon physics violence. Sometimes when people piss me off I just want to flatten them with a big hammer and turn them into a pancake and then they go *pop* and they're totally uninjured. That would be fine

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harrow x gideon x ianthe is one of the only love triangles i can think of where 1. it’s an actual triangle (all possible combinations have some sort of vibe, it’s not just one person choosing between two potential partners) and 2. i do NOT believe a threesome would solve the problem. in fact i think it would make it worse

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lirin is so disapproving of kaladin joining (& staying in) the army that I think it would be funny if kaladin internalized this "I'm a disappointment to my father :(" mindset and starts assuming all of his choices will make lirin upset but actually that's not true it's just the military specifically that lirin has an issue with

kaladin goes to lirin like "dad... i'm trans 😔" and lirin's just like awesome we need more surgeons who are allowed to read

and kaladin's just like

what

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reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

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It;s tgirl tenderness tuesday…..! You want to let me lay my head in your lap and play with my hair while you infodump to me. Please. Plea

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Rock hit Wax like a fist slamming him to the ground. Bones crunched inside of him. He gasped. Bones are the body's Tien.

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IMO, the coppermind should list every named character that is a confirmed descendant of Spook on his page.

Currently it just says "Elendel noble houses" under descendants. Which is impressive in itself, but also slightly misleading and incomplete.

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IMO, the coppermind should list every named character that is a confirmed descendant of Spook on his page.

Currently it just says "Elendel noble houses" under descendants. Which is impressive in itself, but also slightly misleading and incomplete.

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fuck you *unstormlights your archives*

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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

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Powerful scary monster

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using "drugs" as a moral category will have people saying shit like "adderall isn't a drug because i don't feel any effects from it except the effects i feel, which are why i take it"

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everyone else, including the italians who invented it, needs to adopt the spanish spelling of the word “gnocchi.” ñoqui is linguistic perfection. no more fucking around with ‘gn’, letters which even when you suspend your disbelief do not produce the necessary sound. the ideal tool for the job exists and it is the ñ

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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

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"Crashed" is certainly one way to describe what happened to her boat

My car just broke down in the middle of nowhere & now I know exactly how Shallan felt when her damn boat crashed.

Please help me before I start talking to sticks