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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

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it is continually inspiring to me that there is a nearly middle aged man who writes for a sports website who posts like us, truly the posters spirit can be found anywhere

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i would love to be in a place where this is a fun youtube challenge and not just how i live

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

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how have I never seen this one before??

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hotel experience

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Tumblr's Favorite Charismatic Animal Round 1

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not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

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Gar time 🌿

Appliqué and reverse appliqué! This is also a fully lined one and ngl, twelve million times easier than flat felling the sleeves <3

Up in the little shop.

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Karen Green 🤝 Skyler White

Women subjected to their husband/partner’s ever-increasing obsession with something dangerous to their family, which she tries to put a stop to but is unable, uses an affair as a way to cope, desperately tries to remove her children from the situation but feels as though she must still try and reconcile with him, and also has a color for a last name

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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #jet lag the game twice a day.

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Johnson Shut Ins, Reynolds County, Missouri, USA

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Im always so delighted to remember that the blue meth in breaking bad was rock candy and the cast would constantly snack on it. It makes me want a show that uses breaking bad's insanely well crafted cinematography and wonderful writing but it's about an old witch and her young transgender apprentice opening a candy shop in a small village in the alps

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It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

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Just remembering you guys that Spongebob’s grandma have the same tastes as Squidward and they get along very well. This explains why Spongebob is so fascinated by his artistic talents.

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if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history