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Comparing Haymitch and Katniss' narrative styles is so funny to me because he's a yapper and she's a gatekeeper. He drops more lore on D12 in the first two chapters of SOTR than she does in the entire trilogy.

Haymitch is like "Yeah, so this person is related to this person who's related to this person and things are this way because of this and this thing actually came from here and this person is actually my best friend and also here's this extra tidbit of random info cause all my lore dropping comes with it's own additional bonus content and all my unnecessary commentary."

And Katniss is over here like "Tf do I care for if y'all know all the lore of District 12? I'm talking about my beautiful husband's beautiful eyelashes."

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President Snow watching Lou Lou interview wrapped in a fucking snake:

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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Katniss in the arena: I could be killed at any time, so it’s important that I stay on high alert

Haymitch in the arena: OOH LOOK AT BUNNY

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Do you guys have like. AMVs of the mind. Like fanvideos that you have edited in your head for specific media to certain songs and every time you hear the song (or at least sometimes) you think about this nonexistent fanvideo. Used to happen to me a lot in high school and now I still do it sometimes just for fun

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saw someone say "plutarch heavensbee they could never make me form a solid opinion on you" and I felt that.

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the ballad of songbirds and snakes vs sunrise on the reaping

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the difference between Haymitch and Katniss's narration is so funny. Haymitch would give us everyone's social security number if he knew them, while Katniss wouldn't even tell us her mom's name.

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peeta: breathes

katniss, internally: hm. interesting. strategic. emotionally destabilizing. soft. fluffy. uncalled for.

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Haymitch was your normal small-town teen while Katniss was the local stray cat that sometimes dropped dead birds on your porch.

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inner monologues of the hunger games characters: coriolanus snow: deranged insecure manipulative sociopath with every attachment issue ever haymitch abernathy: dork who happens to be charismatic and tends to switch between smart and stupid constantly katniss everdeen: autistic

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You have my gun

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This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

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