tzeentchgodofchange
tzeentchgodofchange
Tzeentch the god of change
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change is inevitable all you can do is make sure it happens in your favor. and remember always: All is dust Now accepting voice requests ((mod blog: http://nerdmaster9001.tumblr.com/ ))
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tzeentchgodofchange · 2 days ago
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tzeentchgodofchange · 3 days ago
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What's the deal between Farsight and the Ethereals?
In the initial lore (from older codexes), it was fairly simple; Farsight saw the merit of engaging in values and tactics that were at odds with the tenets of the Greater Good espoused by the Ethereals, particularly inter-caste knowledge sharing and melee combat specialisation. Things that would allow the soldiery, and thus the wider T'au Empire, to be more warlike and defend/expand borders.
This came to a head on the planet Arthas Moloch, where a war with Orks saw the Ethereals under Farsight's protection killed, implicitly in part due to the squabbling between Farsight and said Ethereals. After this war (during which Farsight found the Dawn Blade and fucked up a lot of Orks) he ended up breaking off from the T'au Empire with those loyal to his views to form the Farsight Enclaves; a more militarily focused take on the base Empire.
Overall, it was a decent look at how authoritarian/inflexible thinking and doctrines could create schisms, even in the milder cultures of 40k.
The Kelly era T'au, of course, added to this in a Kelly-esque fashion. It wasn't JUST that the Ethereals didn't like Farsight's views, but ALSO they were hiding info about CHAOS and DAEMONS from the T'au and doing EVIL MIND CONTROL on the T'au and it wasn't just Orks that showed up on Arthas Moloch but DAEMONS that the T'au weren't prepared for because of the aforementioned EVIL MIND CONTROL and DAEMONS killed the Ethereals and Farsight killed them back with the Dawn Blade. After that he confirms his suspicions about the EVIL MIND CONTROL and, when faced with the choice of revealing the EVIL MIND CONTROL to the entire T'au Empire and destroying it all (because the Empire is held together by EVIL MIND CONTROL) or walking away with his loyalists, he chooses to walk away. Because he cares about the T'au as a whole and is BIG HERO. Not one of those ethereals and their EVIL MIND CONTROL.
E V I L M I N D C O N T R O L
Fuck knows how it'll go if Van Nguyen and his actually good T'au writing are allowed to touch Farsight.
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tzeentchgodofchange · 13 days ago
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Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there
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tzeentchgodofchange · 14 days ago
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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
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tzeentchgodofchange · 14 days ago
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my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same
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tzeentchgodofchange · 15 days ago
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"Ask ChatGPT"
ASK YOUR AUTISTIC FRIEND WHOSE HYPERFIXATION THIS IS ABOUT IT.
LET THEM INFODUMP YOU.
THEY'LL HAVE MUCH BETTER KNOWLEDGE THAN AI.
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tzeentchgodofchange · 17 days ago
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The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.
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tzeentchgodofchange · 19 days ago
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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)
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tzeentchgodofchange · 1 month ago
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tzeentchgodofchange · 1 month ago
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How do you pronounce the name? Tbh, I just call you Sneeze.
Personally I pronounce exactly as spelled, some like T'Zen-tch some like Zeench
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tzeentchgodofchange · 1 month ago
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i have faith that one day someone is going to make an anime about girls who play tabletop wargames with all the standard tropes and intensity of a high school sports anime
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tzeentchgodofchange · 2 months ago
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NEW BLOG IS UP
Come bother The Rogue Trader
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tzeentchgodofchange · 2 months ago
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NEW BLOG IS UP
Come bother The Rogue Trader
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tzeentchgodofchange · 2 months ago
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I should make a Rogue Trader RP blog
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tzeentchgodofchange · 2 months ago
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I get to be The Gravemind and/or Cortana neither of these things end well for me
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tzeentchgodofchange · 2 months ago
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Me talking to a friend about my rogue trader playthrough: yeah so I'm seducing Yrliet because the sister of battle route doesn't exist.
My friend: don't eldar view mating with humans like bestiality.
Me: well unfortunately Yrliet is a white woman and Edmant (my RT) got that dog in him.
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