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The Pearls!

HermitShift design was made by me. (Pearl is in Cub's role)

Soulmate Swap Pearl belongs to the @life-series-soulmate-swap au made by @kazanfamily who sent me her design on the discord. (Pearl has Scott's role)

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Scar: "It's gonna be an intense heist, so let's stop and plan this out for a moment."

Grian: "Right, the villagers. Where did you say you left them?"

Scar: "I dug a hole for them, just next to the world border at the village!"

Grian: "That's almost on the other side of the map from here! How are we meant to transport them?"

Scar: "Um... I guess with rails or something?"

Grian: "It's gonna take a while to set up the path for them. I assume we're digging underground. Also, we don't have enough iron for the whole thing. We'll have to push them a little, move the rails, then keep doing that for the whole way!"

Scar: "Well, I mean, we can still totally do it, right?"

Grian: "Yeah, but it'll take forever! They're totally gonna find out we're doing it!"

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Hehehe indoctrination :3

phights you/j

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My favorite bit of folk medicine is that we’re supposed to take wormwood for intestinal parasites. It’s actually really effective, which is how wormwood got its name, but the reason it’s effective is that wormwood is literally just poison and it happens to kill the worms slightly faster than it kills you.

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Scar: "The desert is not open for business yet, but we will be very soon!"

Scar lightly shoves Gem, leading her all the way to the exit of the desert next to the cactus wall.

Gem: "So... when you guys open, then I can come in?"

Grian: "Depends if you have stuff to trade with. But for now, we've still got some work to do before we're ready to sell anything."

Gem: "Okay, well, I'll be back soon!"

Scar: "Bye, have a great time!"

Scar waves in the air as Gem walks away and disappeard into the trees.

Grian: "Right, so now, let's see..."

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Headcanon that Batburger was sued when they added the Red Robin Meal to their menu.

In court it lead to the arguement that it was clearly not a violation of trademark since it was obviously named after the Gotham Vigilante, whose name was registered on several team roasters.

This leads to a massive lawsuit against Red Robin and any teams he’s on. Except it’s almost impossible to serve him papers.

Tim doesn’t find out until he’s dropping off Two Face at Arkham- where he’s served papers while waiting to get Harvey re-admitted.

He ends up taking Harvey’s legal advice. He wins the suit (After Two Face breaks out, specifically to represent him. The Red Robin Lawyers argue against this, but the judge simply says “what did you expect when you sued a vigilante?”), and when news gets out he changed his name to Drake a year later, Harvey breaks out just to threaten him if he doesn’t change it back.

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hi im still alive

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does alfred have twitter and/or see what gets posted? does he approve? is he sipping his tea and chuckling quietly in the kitchen like a proud grandfather?

He does, but I can't imagine that he uses it very often. He's too busy doing butler-y things

(plus, I feel like a bunch of the Batkids have soft blocked him. they love him a lot, but if they saw the kinds of things they post about, I feel like they'd delete all socials and go live in a hut in the woods somewhere lmao)

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he won't even get a couch at the lighthouse now

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Tim reboots the Batcomputer software every couple months, but on the newest update, he forgets to change the code words he uses for batfamily before publishing the code.

Bruce is mildly surprised when he boots up the mainframe and the screen flashes, "Welcome Back Walking Wallet, Aka PTA Warrior, AKA Nagging Ninja, Aka Batdad," but he knows that it's his fault for letting Tim into the software, so he lets it go.

Jason's permanent username is now Therapy Topic and he hasn't let it go for months.

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hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

...and one called the lovely fairywren

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My best friend sent me this so long ago and it helps me breathe a little easier when it all feels so very heavy. This is so hard. @aspire-perspire-admire thank you for all that you do for me.

Credit to: @boggletheowl (Thank you to the hundreds of thousands of people telling me im a POS for not knowing ✌)

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"all otters go to heaven"

my Rosa art submission :)

can you name all the animals?

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i havent been online much in like a month because ive become a fulltime trugtrug artist

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ppl saying parkzer is like. his online name or smth is so funny to me like

like it's just. it's just his name. do you think he would call himself "adam parkzer" on his blog in the same breath as other matter-of-fact statements if it wasn't his literal name. it's his name on linkedin. it's literally his legal name

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Let’s drink olive oil together.

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DOUGDOUG WENT ON TUMBLR FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS