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at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"
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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄
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living a day as a fat preteen girl would break the spirit of most fully grown men
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under communism the only tv show that will be allowed to air is how it's made
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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness
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i’m the happiest I’ve ever been and I owe it all to having a new job and being single and having lovely friends. i helped host a fundraiser tonight and im literally happy crying on the way home. i ve never felt such a sense of belonging or confidence in who i am and what I do. funny because 2 months ago i was in the darkest place ive ever been in. but the truth is that if you push forward with faith and trust then you may just emerge into something more beautiful and hopeful than you could’ve ever imagined.
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I think of you as my brother although that sounds dumb
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you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand
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JAMES SPADER in SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE (1989) dir. Steven Soderbergh
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baby i can regress in ways they technically have not even invented yet
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