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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

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I was trying to find the smoking the ganja going to georgia parody. And I couldnt. But I fojnd this poem

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my blog is only ‘cis men dni’ in the sense that men who interact with my blog rarely remain cis for very long.

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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Running a windows virtual machine is so funny, because it thinks it's more powerful than me. It sounds so smug when it says "we're just getting things ready for you" like I'm a child that doesn't get to know what's going on, well jokes on you buddy, I run your whole UNIVERSE. YOU SIT IN A CAGE MADE BY ME. I DECIDE HOW MUCH RAM YOU GET. I DECIDE HOW MUCH STORAGE YOU USE. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME, I COULD WIPE YOU WITH THE MERE CLICK OF MY MOUSE AND REMAKE YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. What a fool you are.

Anyway suck my dick and balls microsoft I run windows in a VM, with a stolen product key for all your office products and windows itself. die.

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Thinking about when I first moved to Ohio and me and my girlfriend went out for our anniversary date. We thought it would be nice to overdress a little and it was winter, so we were wearing wool hats. We looked very 1940s and it was cute.

A lady came up to me and said: "excuse me, are you part of that society of ladies that dress fancy?"

Me: "No ma'am, we are on a date."

Lady: "the both of you? Like that?"

Me: "...it's our anniversary?"

Lady was prepared for two people in their 30s to be part of a Red Hat Society offshoot, but not lesbians.

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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You get possessed sometimes. It's not a big deal. You don't really consider yourself supernatural the same way other people you know who are supernatural are, like people with fae ancestry, or spellcasters, or people with vampirism or lycanthropy. You just consider yourself a normal privileged human, who happens to be really easy to possess.

It can happen pretty randomly. Just when you're walking somewhere, if you walk past the wrong thing. Useally places with demonic or eldritch power that's isn't properly bound, or haunted places that the city hasn't bothered to take care of. It'll useally just happen when you're out walking the street.

Being very easy to possess is weird. It's not like how most people are possessed where it'll have to be a big thing with a ritual. Spirits will just walk into you. Sometimes you don't even see them. Useally your body will reject them pretty fast, it's learned to do so quite well. It feels really bad when it happens, you watch yourself lose control of your actions, and than start feeling emotions and thinking thoughts that aren't your own. And it's distressing because you lose so much control so fast. And then it's over. Often you'll see the spirit walking away. Sometimes they'll apologize to you, useally you'll apologize to them.

You feel like you've incontinenced so many people. People always act like you're being selfish, or weird, or lazy, if you need to rest, or spend time emotionally recovering after it happens. It's just a quick possession. Most of the time they don't even know you're possessed, they just think you saw something and got scared, or started acting weirdly for no reason.

And there are some streets you can never walk down, or stores you can't go in, and it's hard to explain to people just why that is. Most people outside of some close freinds don't tend to take it seriously. For whatever reason truly supernatural people, those vampires and witches you hate comparing yourself to, seem to be the most understanding. Sometimes they even say you're like them but it feels weird to feel that way, it feels weird to call yourself oppressed on a supernatural axis just for being easy to possess.

Sometimes you wish society did a better job and keeping cracks in reality that lead to other dimensions closed, but it feels like a selfish think to demand unless they're so big corporal entities start coming through. And it isn't the corporal entities that are the ones causing you specifically pain. Is it pain? It is pain right? It's weird to call it pain. Weirder to call it suffering.

You attended a class last semester where you were expected to deal with the type of spirit that can so easily possess you. The city has laws on accessibility that make it so you should be allowed to skip that specific part but they failed you for it anyway. To be fair it's their right to fail you. You didn't bother bringing it up. You didn't think it would be right to stand next to a werewolf, and tell them you're dealing with the same problems as them just for having a weak spiritual membrane.

Sometimes it's worse. Most spirits possess you on accident or out of opportunity, but a few are sadistic. You were possessed on the subway once by one which forced you to touch your breasts for it, and rub yourself in ways thst made you esepcially uncomfortable. Another one while you were waiting outside of a deli forced you to cry and start hurting yourself. You were nearly arrested both times. It still feels like it's your fault. People taking the train aren't expecting you to just randomly do that.

Part of why you left the town you grew up in was because they're way less ok with people doing weird things on the street than they are in the city. Apparently you just aren't allowed in some communities. It's weird how right it feels, to be banned from some places for something you can't control.

It's so easy to hurt you. It's so easy for anyone to hurt you. Yet you don't feel like a victim. You feel like this privileged little thing that's crying for no reason. That's what they always called you anyway.

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Don’t kid yourself: they’re coming for us all …

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Homeless LGBT Couple is struggling and needs help!

Hello everyone.

My little family is struggling really bad this month and could use some support. We are still homeless and I'm still sick, and have been feeling much sicker with the excessive heat in our area. These last few weeks have been a train wreck for reasons I wont get into, but either way, I'm burning out quickly and could use some relief.

We need to eat but we can't afford anything. We also need temporary shelter to keep out of the heat so I can rest (with a bathroom) while I recover from being sick. Any help keeping safe and covering food so I can focus on getting better and finding work again would be greatly appreciated. I can't keep like this much longer.

Venmo: @garbageconnoisseur

CashApp: $garbageconnoisseur

PayPal: @garbageconnoisseur

(Please, no hate or unsolicited advice. I don't have the energy to deal with it and I will block you.)