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Hullo

[Image ID: A snail stares intently at the viewer, its bright human eyes adorned with fashionable fluffy eyelashes. The human nose and mouth complete the snail's look perfectly. "Hullo," this pretty creature greets you with a smile. /End ID]

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Hullo

[Image ID: A snail stares intently at the viewer, its bright human eyes adorned with fashionable fluffy eyelashes. The human nose and mouth complete the snail's look perfectly. "Hullo," this pretty creature greets you with a smile. /End ID]

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"This recommendation appears quite simple and obvious, but try to avoid using words like 'everyone', 'no one', 'always', or 'never' in your conclusions."

"Why? Everyone has always done it, and no one has ever complained."

[Image ID: A Threads conversation in Ukrainian between two online philosophers named artemperkoff and entflare. /End ID]

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6. Settlement of Disputes

6.1 All disputes and disagreements arising out of or in connection with the present Agreement shall be resolved by the parties by a one-on-one knife fight.

6.2 If the parties cannot agree within 30 minutes, the help of friends is allowed (one friend - one knife).

[Image ID: A photo of a legal agreement of some kind. A hand-drawn red circle marks a chapter that secures knife fights as a method of resolving possible legal disputes (text translated from the Ukrainian is above). /End ID]

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anyone noticed porn bots and ai-art bots have started sending death threats and littering posts with pro-russian comments lately?.......

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As seen in Kyiv. The Ukrainian version of Liberté Égalité Fraternité?

Sobriety Veganism Polyamory

[Image ID: A street power box in downtown Kyiv, covered in graffiti. Amidst a bunch of nonsensical tags, the words 'Sobriety, Veganism, Polyamory' stand out, painted in pink with black outlines. /End ID]

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First of all, sincerely, fuck you. And again, Fuck You Very Much. Fuck you. Fuck you once again. Fuck you and again Fuck you. Fuck you again. Fuck You Very Much Fuck You Very Much Fuck You Very Much

[Image ID: The same picture as in previous post, but it's edited so the meme with the phrase 'fuck you' is placed on top of the text when there were originally 'thank you'. The meme originally translates as "go fuck yourself" and depicted as yellow text 'ІДІ нахуй' on a blue background, with the "ІДІ" (Go) part of the phrase resembling the Ukrainian national emblem. /End ID]

First of all, sincerely, thank you. And again, Thank You Very Much. Thanks. Thank you once again. Thank you and again Thank you. Thanks again. Thank You Very Much Thank You Very Much Thank You Very Much

[Image ID: Shrek with a sincere and kind smile and a hand placed on his heart. The Ukrainian text on the picture says: "First of all, sincerely, thank you. And again, thank you very much. Thanks. Thank you once again. Thank you and again thank you. Thanks again. Thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much".

On second thought, actually, it's possible that the guy in fact may be sarcastic. /End ID]

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"Little pine cone, why are you drinking?"

"To forget."

[Image ID: Pangolin, a cone-shaped creature all covered with pine-like scales, is dipping its long pink tongue into a body of water. The Pangolin's little face shows no emotion. "Little pine cone, why are you drinking?" says the caption on the picture in Ukrainian. "To forget," answers the Pangolin. /End ID]

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"Why did you assault the two grown men?"

[Image ID: A scene from the movie "Home Alone 2". Donald Trump, who has inserted himself into the movie as some sort of cameo, stops Kevin, the ten-year-old protagonist, to ask him, "Why did you assault the two grown men?" /End ID]

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link to post

link to map (includes rallies not just in europe but the americas and the rest of the world, too)

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If hearing Trump say that Ukraine started the war with Russia infuriates you – donate to help Ukraine persevere. If you're a USA citizen and you're upset and ashamed of your current government – take part in protests, educate those around you when you can, and donate to help Ukraine persevere. If you know at least a little about history, and you see that the current processes in the world lead to WW3 – donate to help Ukraine persevere, save democracy, and show dictators around the world that they can't take everything they want by power.

Write to your representatives, engage in protests, share whatever you can, or encourage others to do so. This war is so much more than you can imagine. It's the start of something that has the potential to affect everyone, no matter where you are or what you believe in. The world is a dangerous place, and it needs every one of us to do what we can to make it safer. Don't just think good - do good, in whichever small way you can.

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Love

[Image ID: A Ukrainian soldier crouched down to pet a stray dog. Behind them, on a building heavily damaged by the war, is graffiti that says in Ukrainian: "Love." /End ID]

author of the photo: libkos (on instagram)

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Love

[Image ID: A Ukrainian soldier crouched down to pet a stray dog. Behind them, on a building heavily damaged by the war, is graffiti that says in Ukrainian: "Love." /End ID]

author of the photo: libkos (on instagram)

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It's going to be okay

but not for us

[Image ID: A white dog is sitting in a chair floating somewhere in the river, halfway sunken into the deep water of despair. The dog looks at you tiredly and says in Ukrainian: "It's going to be okay, but not for us". /End ID]

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What's in Elon Musk's head.

The most mysterious show

[Image ID: The words "what's in the head of Elon" photoshopped into a poster for the TV show "Mask. The most mysterious show", a Ukrainian version of the show "The Masked Singer". The big bright pink and glittery word 'Mask' in the middle of the picture sounds in Ukrainian the same way as 'Musk', hence the pun. /End ID]

meme by @gwenllianwales

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Who the fuck knows what's next but we have to live on

[Image ID: Little hamster holding a little cup to its face using its little hands. The hamster looks you in the eyes and says: "Who the fuck knows what's next, but we have to live on". /End ID]

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Have you been able to defeat shadow ban?

Yep, I am now free from the cyber prison! 👍

Not free from the prison that is everyday adult life though, but I'm going through my inbox, slowly but steadily 💪