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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

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man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

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girlbulge is such a choice look i really wish it was more normalized

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preserving this awesome comment before i blocked them for unrelated bigotry

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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

Reblog to share with your friends who are also Scientific specimens🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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”oh no!! i hope no underwater predatory creatures come sneaking around to steal my fish!!”

the terrifying eel:

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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sexiest thing a character can do is drag their past around like it's a dead body tied to their ankles

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… <- love letting my dots speak for themselves #mydots #myellipses

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I'm going to nothing do you want anything

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youll be pleased to know no one has peed in the dashcon 2 ball pit. however, far worse has transpired. the croaker (kermit joker) has died in the dashcon 2 ballpit. rest in pieces.

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FYI for any iPhone users who live in the USA, there's a new app out called IceBlock, which allows you to anonymously report ICE agent sightings

Worth a download if you've got an iPhone.