"without knowing its conclusion, the curtains on the revue have risen / i will recreate myself"[she/he/they/it - genderfluid sapphic - filipino]
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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil
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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁
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man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason
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girlbulge is such a choice look i really wish it was more normalized
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preserving this awesome comment before i blocked them for unrelated bigotry
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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS
1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT
2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY
4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT
Reblog to share with your friends who are also Scientific specimens🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
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”oh no!! i hope no underwater predatory creatures come sneaking around to steal my fish!!”
the terrifying eel:

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)
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sexiest thing a character can do is drag their past around like it's a dead body tied to their ankles
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… <- love letting my dots speak for themselves #mydots #myellipses
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youll be pleased to know no one has peed in the dashcon 2 ball pit. however, far worse has transpired. the croaker (kermit joker) has died in the dashcon 2 ballpit. rest in pieces.
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