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Gay wrongs tournament, round 1 of the major bracket

Propaganda:

For Arsene Lupin III and Jigen Daisuke :

The start of be gay do crime! Jigen literally buys Lupin flowers while Lupin calls him "Jigen-chan" but they also shoot and kill and steal!!!

Lupin and Jigen have been Partners in Crime (and more) for over 50 years of media history. From the very beginning, when Jigen thinks Lupin has died in Part 1 episode 13 he openly weeps, tears streaming down his face and everything. Earlier that same episode Lupin tells Jigen he looked sexy in the maid costume he wore for the heist. In Part 5, they pretend to be two old men living together in an apartment above a cafe. They bicker like an old married couple. People are tying to track Lupin in the first half of the season and this: ‘As Lupin’s Lover where ever he is Lupin must be too’ is said about Jigen. In Part 6, Lupin keeps giving Jigen flowers. (He’s buying the flowers to keep an eye on someone and doesn’t want to look suspicious but he gives them to Jigen, after telling the store owner their for his wife) he calls Jigen either a ‘Fuzzy Angel’ (sub) or Hairy Hunk (dub). Jigen also tries to break Lupin from mindcontrol by bringing up their partnership. Like Sub line is ‘I’ve always been your partner man’ and the Dub line is ‘is that any way to treat your partner?’. The biggest thing though is in Lupin Zero, where Lupin declares he’s going to make his first official heist as Lupin III. He walks up to Jigen, places his hand on his chest, closes his hand and draws it back to himself then asks Jigen ‘So Jigen…was I able to steal it?’ To which Jigen replies ‘I’d say so’ while pulling his hat down over his face. Lupin’s ‘first real heist’ was STEALING JIGEN’S HEART! Also in Lupin III vs Cats eye Lupin pats Jigen on the ass (sound effect and everything) and Jigen doesn’t even react. There’s way more stuff from various movies and specials, this is just some of what jumps to mind right now. They may not be CANON but they’re pretty close :)

They are in fact husbands and they do be murderin’ (since 1960)

For Heavy and Medic:

Unhinged mercenaries waging unending war

They're so deeply in gay love that gameplay-wise they're one of the most formidable threats in the game when together. This is because gay love is the most powerful force in the world, which allows them to do so much murder. In the comic, Heavy goes berserk and kills the heavy weapons expert of the Team Fortress Classic team after he kills Medic, and Medic escapes death by swindling the devil. He stole the Team Fortress Classic team's souls by surgically extracting them and sewing them into himself, so even though he already sold his soul, the devil doesn't have the majority of his soul because he has 8 more.

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GENTLEMAN

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*like, who you're playing with, the map, the day of the week even

I'm curious about which kinds of game types people like best, so starting it off with Capture the Flag!

This being a Team Fortress 2 blog, I initially was making it more TF2 centric, but curiosity is winning out and I would like to know how the general FPS community feels about the game type overall.

Please reblog if you feel so inclined!

Poll-makers thoughts under the read more

This might be a controversial opinion, but I personally don't care for it these days. I used to play on 24/7 ctf_2fort servers almost exclusively, for reasons I just don't remember or understand, and now, it's very draining when a game I'm playing throws me into a match of CTF.

In my experience, it's usually either just a dead lock and you're stuck in the match until the timer runs out, or one person on a team leaves and that team gets bowled over. Or both happen in tandem, and then one team is just trying to make a play to get draw and the other team just plays defense for the rest of the match.

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Next in this series of polls is King of the Hill!

And again, feel free to answer even if you don't really play TF2, I'm curious about the thoughts from the overall fps community on tumblr

Please reblog if you feel so inclined!

Poll-makers thoughts under the read more

I like King of the Hill, it's fun. Matches usually feel pretty dynamic. I don't really have much to say about it.

I will say I was debating on if I should just lump it under control point game types, but I feel like it's notable enough to get it's own poll.

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And here's Control Points! KOTH has it's own poll because I feel like it's distinct enough, despite being a derivative of Control Points. Maybe, I don't know which came first in FPS games, I could see it being either way honestly.

And once again, please vote even if you don't play TF2, I want to see the opinion of the general FPS games community here on tumblr. Or even if it's like, other games that have these game types.

Please reblog if you feel so inclined!

Poll-makers thoughts under the read more

Again, I don't have much to say about Control Point game types, I like them, I find them pretty easy to have fun in, matches feel dynamic, it's good stuff.

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Payload! Getting a thing to a place by standing near it! What do you think about it?

Please reblog if you feel so inclined!

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Please reblog if you feel so inclined!

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POV: you are a Medic main

The classes chosen for this meme is purely based on who I remember killing me the most through my years of playing.

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there will never be a game like tf2 again

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Tf2 matchmaking explained by Jerma

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I saw my chance and took it im sorry

(the official blog post about it)

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