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Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

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big whoop, give me 20 minutes on grindr on any college campus in the country and I can do the same thing

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FINALLY watched “a knight’s tale.” pretty fun but literally what the hell was jocelyn wearing for the entirety of the movie

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.

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when i was 6 i made a drawing for my alcoholic father on tuxpaint and it was just a bunch of sparkle stamps with "yuor stuipd" in big bold letters in the middle. i printed it out and hung it on the fridge.

😭 I fucking love you holy shit

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for a long time now i've wanted to make a truesona for my health. what if the feral pig ransacking your garden was a lesbian

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gif request meme

marvel ↪ #7 favorite villain  |  requested by hoechofahale [insp]

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my sister lives with a cat named squangela

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please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

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I went to a petting zoo and they had pelicans! They were super chill and patient and I could get very close, so I had the opportunity to really get the best angles!