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ああメディック先輩は私の子供を持ってしてください！

Medic: ....Sorry, I don’t speak Italian.

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Other team is jealous!

“why do THEY have a 10th class while WE don’t?”

Ms. Pauling: first of all: there’s only one, and second: we didn’t NEED another merc. they just happened to show up, in their words “applying for a better job”. nobody else had a say in this.

“10th class”: I’m the Jennifer! *cue Meet the Team card that reads “Meet the Jennifer (featuring their boyfriend because 2 people apparently count as a singular class)* you read that right. “THE Jennifer”. as in, I Jennif people. and I brought my boyfriend with me.

boyfriend: ........WHY. I HAD NO SAY IN THIS. STOP BRINGING ME INTO YOUR STUPID FANFICS.

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I guess you could call him an "uber-driver"!

(dammit carlos)

When there’s a fly in your apartment.

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A̷͞͏N͡͏̡́͟U̢̕͜͝Z͟͏Z̵͞Ą̵͟͡H̶̀̕͟͠ ̷̴̷̀͝S̕͟Ù̷͜͜C̷҉͏̨͜Ç̛̀͜͡Ę̸̕͟S̵͏́́Ş̡͡F̵̵̨O̸͡͞O̕L͜͟͠҉ ̷̷P̕͢R̵̸̢͠O͢C̡͢͢͠E̴͜͢D̶̸̡̡J̀̀͜͠͡ÁA҉̨͟Ą̢A̛҉H҉҉̛͜͡.̧̡͟.͘҉̵̶̧.̢̕.̢͘͡͠.̛͘͜͡

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for those wondering what it is, I was just mixing and jumbling a description I wrote about Ratatouille, or as I like to call it, "there's a rat in the kitchen, and this terrible chef needs cooking lessons!" the description that I originally wrote went like this, "a rat tries to teach a chef to cook some food. the chef failed miserably, but the rat cooks better than him. also there is a guy who I thought looked kinda like the medic, glasses and all, and I guess he's the food critic or something. I've no clue." there was also golf-related nonsense that wasn't spellchecked and it got mixed in with the above. it was written on a textbook in red magic-marker and very difficult to read, so I just started typing it like this, "igonn glofing gat yor club, put a stripped cloftns, go to golffig tuday!" and that is what the whole "strip club" thing is from. I was kinda mixing random words in as well. hope this clears things up! :)

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wat

Medic Found a meal at a strip club it was a lean rat wearing spectacles, A Teacher that wasn't able to resist the hungers of Medic,ending up slipping into Medic's gut squirming for a few hours before final absorption into Medic's body

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TF2 STORY: ROCKET MANN

SOLDIER, MEDIC AND SCOUT RIDE A ROCKET SHIP INTO SPACE, EVERYTHING SEEMS FINE UNTIL MEDIC STARTS ACTING UNUSUAL. JUST A RANDOM TF2 STORY I CAME UP WITH. ~~~ It started with Engie reading the newspaper, he found about a rocket ship building advertisement. So he decided to build a rocket ship to send into space. Soldier, Medic and Scout were interested in riding it, so Engie said "Alrighty then!" and started working on it. It was finally ready to go. They went on the rocket ship, and Engie launched it into space. They were so amazed that it actually worked. But what they didn't know, was there was an unexpected visitor. It was a tiny alien creature on a secret mission. The alien snuck into the rocket ship without anyone finding out. It spotted Medic, and then climbed up into his ear, without him knowing immediately. It crawled its way to his brain, and stuck a mind-controlling device to it. Meanwhile, everything seemed normal, until Medic began to lose control over his body and mind. Soldier and Scout were concerned about this, and they tried to stop him, but it didn't work. Then, the alien revealed everything through a microphone, so it seemed like Medic was saying it. Soldier tried to stop the alien by grabbing it through Medic's ear, but, of course, it didn't work. Scout tried to convince it not to take over Medic's brain, and that did work eventually. The alien gave up, and left them alone. The rocket ship went back to earth. They told Engie everything that has happened. Medic regained consciousness after that. "Where am I?" He asked. They explained to him what happened. "So a tiny alien was controlling me? Well, at least I'm fine, now." And that's it. You can go home now, it's the end. ....Why are you still here? Get out!

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A projector?

It's a projector? IT'S A PROJECTOR?! EAITTZAUHPROUWDZZHEACCHKTUHRRR????? ..... AUGHHH!!! YOU IDIOTS!! IF I VASN'T BUSY PRACTICING MEDICINE, I VOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!! UND ALSO, TRACER YOU DUMMKOPF GET YOUR UGLY FACE OFF MY PROPERTY!! --The Medic, 2017

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Hit 500kg/Hit ån dir Kegt/Hit by Voltage

Hit ån dir Kegt ir teon gye! Hit ån du Sipp nye toufar jeć! Tef dir aue gye kose ir sye? Hit ån dir Kegt eubar du mye! Åoine mimoerin du ir źej, oůe dir psiko cool feelin! Åoine mimoerin dir aźejić, oůe dir breeze feelin! Gye nu vamie jea du źer ei? Gye dir audit du oreijesć tei! Tan du lotać ir coolin breeze! Krånke du Kegt ir Zeć Hit ize! Åoine mimoerin au źejeći, oůe dir massive feelin! Åoine gye su źejer, oůe dir perfekti feelin!

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Surrender yourself to the vegetable peeler

ÝØŪĎİĐŇŢŚĖÊÅŃÝŤ÷ÏÑĞ,,,, %%%%%LIFE DOES NOT EXIST%%%%%

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Weight lifting a slab of meat

Scary....

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Packet-Men Species

Bolbing Bolsa Bolblorde Flamender Flamileon Flazard Torquois Torentle Torplastle Katadid Poddlen Flutterme Grubbo Puepak Waspel Birr Birjie Birjamin Ratoff Ratekaffe Sparring Driling Hissnek Hisstaria Yedik Yedoktor Brikimause Pangolor Needule Needajabs Rexineedle Needetta Needajusk Renameedle Aroure Borealice Milon Quitsune Palloon Pufalloon Batula Dracustar Raddest Rottebega Rafflessar Musherin Zomushie Natalya Mothulya Whacko Whakamarx Catsh Catlin Quackort Psyquacked Chimpansy Chimpion Barkibite Barkiburn Dribbit Ribbowl Ribboxer Hokus Polkus Shazamoft Taiquand Karache Judore Peashoot Leefshoot Flyshoot Jellatent Jellatank Pebball Bowlder Stonebeek Fillyflam Volqueston Nonsped Sensped Magenor Magneato Loitumor Bibirdo Tribirdo Polarice Polarozen Mudslid Mudslorp Babivalve Shelley Ghosmoke Geismirk Gorealice Drock Drearius Pedomate Clabber Clawgrasp Thundome Shocktify Scramblor Treescram Lonebone Bonezone Kicky Punchy Tungle Palute Palutioner Flatocerus Rhinestone Charmegg Spamonia Rangaroo Washorse Dragowash Golfish Whalfish Sistar Starker Clownesque Mantisword Meesha Thuntiger Duckano Staggs Buldozor Fishwaste Dragofish Lakness Gumblok Evoluthor Oceathor Shokathor Flamathor Origamble Helixior Helixarum Domior Domarum Pteridon Fatsume Birfreeze Birshock Bircrisp Babidrac Mediodrac Gigadrac Genesize Plinky

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Apparently names of things are completely different in space

GrcMunta's = McDonald's Glospa Motka = Coca Cola Murl Market = Walmart Spurkk = Sprite Sloshur Lord = Burger King Joegs n More = Toys r Us Zerrio's = Cheerio's Flasted Straiks = Frosted Flakes Qindii's = Wendy's Brunwic's Couculet Tabs = Hershey's Chocolate Bars

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Super Mario Brothers

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"UNLESS IT'S A FARM"

one of my favorite soldier faces

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Heroes never die?

Not big surprise.

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Painis76 and Vagibjorn

Reblog to make it a thing