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uchikatsu · 4 years
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mccree: hey uh, i have a question 
genji: ok 
mccree: so do u like 
mccree: like do you have a 
genji: ? 
mccree: y'know.. 
genji:  what mccree 
mccree: …  a butthole ?? 
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if i die, i die on my own terms
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                                                   강시우                               an oc created for ghost’s UNDERCITY                                    multiverse  ❀  fandom friendly
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if you ever wanna ship with me just come to my ask and be like “listen dick face we bout to fuck shit up with a ship ok.”
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‘arent you like...an assassin??’ no, buddy, im a disappointment
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...how and why are blogs that don’t even follow me and that i’ve never seen before reblogging ooc posts i’ve reblogged from me???
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  @valkyrel​   ╍   plotted starter.
  she’s had his attention from the MOMENT she walked in with a group of friends with that uncertain look on her face. maybe it’s the hair that had initially caught his gaze -- blonde hair, and natural blonde hair at that, is a RARER sight around here. or, it is in the clubs in this part of the city. sure, hanamura is absolutely a tourist hotspot, but not a lot of foreigners seem comfortable in the seedier areas. then again, she looks pretty out of her comfort zone as it is, from what he can see from across the room.
excusing himself from his own group, genji wastes LITTLE TIME in approaching the bar and sliding himself into the seat next to her. elbow on the bar’s surface, chin propped in his palm, he flashes his MOST CHARMING smile. it’s a look that’s been the beginning of many an enjoyable evening, and one he suspects to work just as well here.
     “ i noticed you when you came in, ”  he tells her in accented english, his tone smooth and perfectly befitting of the expression he wears.  “ you lit the whole place up when you walked through those doors, you know. i have never seen anything quite like it. ”
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cheesy? yes. sleezy? maybe a little. but she’s gorgeous and, HONESTLY? it’s rare that he’s struck out with a foreigner. they’re always so FLATTERED when a pretty and rich japanese boy takes an interest in them. his accent is cute, and the tattoo that runs along his right arm implies just the right amount of danger  --  it’s almost TOO EASY.
     “ what do you say, mitsukai; can i buy you a drink? ”
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Witch!Mercy and Familiar!Genji because @sfeertheorist is very good at catching my interest on twitter
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valkyrel​.
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dragon, do me a favor. // for @uchikatsu​
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outside,  the  winds  howl,  a  autumn  storm  of  abysmal  properties  that  send  the  wolves  to  their  dens  and  the  hares  into  their  holes,  burdened  by  the  chilled  rain  and  the  thwacking  of  tree  branches  against  one  another.  once  upon  a  time,  perhaps,  the  witch  of  the  wilds  might  have  found  herself  braving  such  tenacious  weather  for  a  particularly  rare  herb,  or  to  deliver  a  potion  to  an  ailing  mother.  but  she  had  lost  so  much  of  her  will  to  do  good  for  those  that  would  see  her  burn  -  so  while  the  villagers  stewed  and  the  storm  raged,  she  sat  nestled  inside  at  her  desk,  warmed  by  the  crackling  fire  and  the  studious  intent  which  with  she  examined  her  texts. 
various  gilded  instruments  held  fine  powders  and  crushed  herbs,  her  own  personified  essence  in  a  vial  that  glittered  like  golden  stardust  (magic,  in  it’s  rawest  form),  and  a  strange  liquid  bubbled  near  the  fire.  her  staff  and  broom  hybrid  leaned  against  the  nearby  wall  and  her  hat  perched  precariously  upon  the  edge  of  the  table.  if  it  weren’t  for  the  slightly  macabre  collection  of  ingredients,  dead  animals,  and  other  various  sundries  lining  the  shelves  upon  the  wall  -  the  whole  scene  might  have  been  cozy,  even  a  little  heart  warming.  still  though,  were  she  not  so  wrapped  up  in  her  work  -  she  might  have  even  found  herself  filled  with  contentment. 
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a  mindless  flick  of  her  wrist  towards  a  dark  goblet  on  the  adjacent  table  has  it  floating  towards  her.  head  automatically  tipping  back,  she  thinks  the  fine  wine  will  touch  peach  plump  tiers  in  a  moment  but…  a  cursory  glance  deems  the  goblet  empty.  a  frown,  as  it  hits  the  desk  with  an  empty  thud  -  before  she  turns  her  attention  to  who  she  absolutely  knows  the  culprit  to  be,  and  fixes  him  with  that  piercing,  sapphire  stare. 
              “  darling  familiar,  have  you  gotten  into  my  brews  again?                       as  charming  as  you  are,  a  woman  can  only  be  pushed                       so  far  when  her  stash  of  wine  is  disappearing.  ”
     “ hmmm? ”
  lazy hum comes from the nearby sofa whereupon he’s stretched himself out comfortably. gaze doesn’t lift to the witch right away, instead LINGERING on the pages of a spellbook he’s been idly flipping through while she’s worked. a page turned with the flick of a finger, and genji exhales with a shakes of his head.
     “ i’ve no idea what you’re talking about. ”
BLATANT LIES roll easily off his tongue, even though he’s well aware that she won’t buy it -- after all, where else could her drink be going in a large house so empty, save for the two of them? if she hasn’t been drinking it, then the only remaining culprit is the MISCHIEVOUS FAMILIAR who has been far too quiet all this time to not be suspicious.
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     “ perhaps, ”  he begins again, dark eyes finally flitting up from the open book to where angela is seated before the fire, corner of his mouth already beginning to curl,  “ if you don’t WANT your wine disappearing, you should pour two glasses rather than just the one. ”  with a SNAP, the spellbook is closed and genji sits upright, leaning forward over his lap with elbows propped upon his previous distraction from boredom. his mouth has taken on a FULL-BLOWN SMIRK by now, his head tipping oh-so-casually to one side.
     “ merely a thought, of course. ”
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uchikatsu · 4 years
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did a little blog work today. on top of getting a mobile nav up, i put together a full navigation page and a page listing my other blogs (even though most of them are currently inactive/on hiatus)
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uchikatsu · 4 years
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someone: i wanna send you a meme but i dont know if--
me: *crawls across the table and squishes your cheeks* Do it. Send it to me. Send me twenty.
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uchikatsu · 4 years
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SHIMADA GENJI   /   島田源氏
BIO /  RULES  /  VERSES  /  CONNECTIONS  DOC
( i’d recommend looking at all of these on my blog if you can, as the google doc is not as detailed )
INTERACT WITH ME
ASK MEMES
SENTENCE STARTERS
STARTER CALLS
INBOX CALLS
TAGS
HEADCANONS
VISAGE
MUSINGS
CHARACTER STUDY
AESTHETIC
THREADS
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rp sentence starters from  emily curtis’  work  ,  in the absence of the sun
“ you didn’t listen to me when i tried to explain ” “ i have scars so long , so deep , you may never find the ends of them ” “ some people were just designed to be destructive ” “ when we were younger we fought with our fists ” “ hearts don’t shatter , they rot ” “ my biggest fear is that i will end up telling you everything ” “ love , i’ve found , is a very selfish beast ” “ we keep white flags in our back pockets ” “ you and i both know it’s only a matter of time before we get bored ” “ if he does not respect you now , he never will ” “ it’s impossible to teach a whale to walk ” “ we are unraveling ” “ the heart-breaker taught me how to become one ” “ you know i am delicate ” “ we compete to see who can prove they care less ” “ he has a degree in lying and a masters in manipulation ” “ i think that is the saddest thing i have ever heard ” “ i hope karma haunts your sleep ” “ you are not allowed to be the main character of someone else’s memoir ” “ i wish i had the ability to sleep so peacefully ” “ they compete over who can be the best version of generic ” “ fixing a human isn’t the same as fixing a bike , or a car ” “ i’m so run down you can’t even tell what i was before ” “ you fear the damage they could do if you let them know your secrets ” “ to cry over spilled milk is completely acceptable ” “ the tears will not end you ” “ they say freedom is expressed through goodbyes ” “ there is no such thing as a perfect life ” “ i need my old friend patience to stop by ” “ why are we constantly told we know nothing of it? ” “ life leads rivers for those willing to follow ” “ they are struggling too ” “ we’re all equal here ” “ you know how to use those first few words to your advantage ” “ you act like i need you to survive but i don’t ” “ i dream of you in my sleep ” “ thank you for being my armor ” “ learn to take a compliment with grace ” “ i understand now that some roots are just too weak ” “ i want to hear your voice ”
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my contribution to the McGenji zine. 
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okay please reblog this if you are happy to write lengthy threads with long, complicated plots and multiple non-player characters, whilst driving the plot forward on a mutually-responsible, mutually-beneficial basis, sometimes winged and sometimes not, using the “yes and” technique to build a story 
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