mccree: hey uh, i have a question
genji: ok
mccree: so do u like
mccree: like do you have a
genji: ?
mccree: y'know..
genji: what mccree
mccree: … a butthole ??
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if i die, i die on my own terms
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강시우
an oc created for ghost’s UNDERCITY
multiverse ❀ fandom friendly
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if you ever wanna ship with me just come to my ask and be like “listen dick face we bout to fuck shit up with a ship ok.”
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‘arent you like...an assassin??’ no, buddy, im a disappointment
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...how and why are blogs that don’t even follow me and that i’ve never seen before reblogging ooc posts i’ve reblogged from me???
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@valkyrel ╍ plotted starter.
she’s had his attention from the MOMENT she walked in with a group of friends with that uncertain look on her face. maybe it’s the hair that had initially caught his gaze -- blonde hair, and natural blonde hair at that, is a RARER sight around here. or, it is in the clubs in this part of the city. sure, hanamura is absolutely a tourist hotspot, but not a lot of foreigners seem comfortable in the seedier areas. then again, she looks pretty out of her comfort zone as it is, from what he can see from across the room.
excusing himself from his own group, genji wastes LITTLE TIME in approaching the bar and sliding himself into the seat next to her. elbow on the bar’s surface, chin propped in his palm, he flashes his MOST CHARMING smile. it’s a look that’s been the beginning of many an enjoyable evening, and one he suspects to work just as well here.
“ i noticed you when you came in, ” he tells her in accented english, his tone smooth and perfectly befitting of the expression he wears. “ you lit the whole place up when you walked through those doors, you know. i have never seen anything quite like it. ”
cheesy? yes. sleezy? maybe a little. but she’s gorgeous and, HONESTLY? it’s rare that he’s struck out with a foreigner. they’re always so FLATTERED when a pretty and rich japanese boy takes an interest in them. his accent is cute, and the tattoo that runs along his right arm implies just the right amount of danger -- it’s almost TOO EASY.
“ what do you say, mitsukai; can i buy you a drink? ”
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Witch!Mercy and Familiar!Genji because @sfeertheorist is very good at catching my interest on twitter
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valkyrel.
dragon, do me a favor. // for @uchikatsu
outside, the winds howl, a autumn storm of abysmal properties that send the wolves to their dens and the hares into their holes, burdened by the chilled rain and the thwacking of tree branches against one another. once upon a time, perhaps, the witch of the wilds might have found herself braving such tenacious weather for a particularly rare herb, or to deliver a potion to an ailing mother. but she had lost so much of her will to do good for those that would see her burn - so while the villagers stewed and the storm raged, she sat nestled inside at her desk, warmed by the crackling fire and the studious intent which with she examined her texts.
various gilded instruments held fine powders and crushed herbs, her own personified essence in a vial that glittered like golden stardust (magic, in it’s rawest form), and a strange liquid bubbled near the fire. her staff and broom hybrid leaned against the nearby wall and her hat perched precariously upon the edge of the table. if it weren’t for the slightly macabre collection of ingredients, dead animals, and other various sundries lining the shelves upon the wall - the whole scene might have been cozy, even a little heart warming. still though, were she not so wrapped up in her work - she might have even found herself filled with contentment.
a mindless flick of her wrist towards a dark goblet on the adjacent table has it floating towards her. head automatically tipping back, she thinks the fine wine will touch peach plump tiers in a moment but… a cursory glance deems the goblet empty. a frown, as it hits the desk with an empty thud - before she turns her attention to who she absolutely knows the culprit to be, and fixes him with that piercing, sapphire stare.
“ darling familiar, have you gotten into my brews again?
as charming as you are, a woman can only be pushed
so far when her stash of wine is disappearing. ”
“ hmmm? ”
lazy hum comes from the nearby sofa whereupon he’s stretched himself out comfortably. gaze doesn’t lift to the witch right away, instead LINGERING on the pages of a spellbook he’s been idly flipping through while she’s worked. a page turned with the flick of a finger, and genji exhales with a shakes of his head.
“ i’ve no idea what you’re talking about. ”
BLATANT LIES roll easily off his tongue, even though he’s well aware that she won’t buy it -- after all, where else could her drink be going in a large house so empty, save for the two of them? if she hasn’t been drinking it, then the only remaining culprit is the MISCHIEVOUS FAMILIAR who has been far too quiet all this time to not be suspicious.
“ perhaps, ” he begins again, dark eyes finally flitting up from the open book to where angela is seated before the fire, corner of his mouth already beginning to curl, “ if you don’t WANT your wine disappearing, you should pour two glasses rather than just the one. ” with a SNAP, the spellbook is closed and genji sits upright, leaning forward over his lap with elbows propped upon his previous distraction from boredom. his mouth has taken on a FULL-BLOWN SMIRK by now, his head tipping oh-so-casually to one side.
“ merely a thought, of course. ”
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did a little blog work today. on top of getting a mobile nav up, i put together a full navigation page and a page listing my other blogs (even though most of them are currently inactive/on hiatus)
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someone: i wanna send you a meme but i dont know if--
me: *crawls across the table and squishes your cheeks* Do it. Send it to me. Send me twenty.
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SHIMADA GENJI / 島田源氏
BIO / RULES / VERSES / CONNECTIONS DOC
( i’d recommend looking at all of these on my blog if you can, as the google doc is not as detailed )
INTERACT WITH ME
ASK MEMES
SENTENCE STARTERS
STARTER CALLS
INBOX CALLS
TAGS
HEADCANONS
VISAGE
MUSINGS
CHARACTER STUDY
AESTHETIC
THREADS
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rp sentence starters from emily curtis’ work , in the absence of the sun
“ you didn’t listen to me when i tried to explain ”
“ i have scars so long , so deep , you may never find the ends of them ”
“ some people were just designed to be destructive ”
“ when we were younger we fought with our fists ”
“ hearts don’t shatter , they rot ”
“ my biggest fear is that i will end up telling you everything ”
“ love , i’ve found , is a very selfish beast ”
“ we keep white flags in our back pockets ”
“ you and i both know it’s only a matter of time before we get bored ”
“ if he does not respect you now , he never will ”
“ it’s impossible to teach a whale to walk ”
“ we are unraveling ”
“ the heart-breaker taught me how to become one ”
“ you know i am delicate ”
“ we compete to see who can prove they care less ”
“ he has a degree in lying and a masters in manipulation ”
“ i think that is the saddest thing i have ever heard ”
“ i hope karma haunts your sleep ”
“ you are not allowed to be the main character of someone else’s memoir ”
“ i wish i had the ability to sleep so peacefully ”
“ they compete over who can be the best version of generic ”
“ fixing a human isn’t the same as fixing a bike , or a car ”
“ i’m so run down you can’t even tell what i was before ”
“ you fear the damage they could do if you let them know your secrets ”
“ to cry over spilled milk is completely acceptable ”
“ the tears will not end you ”
“ they say freedom is expressed through goodbyes ”
“ there is no such thing as a perfect life ”
“ i need my old friend patience to stop by ”
“ why are we constantly told we know nothing of it? ”
“ life leads rivers for those willing to follow ”
“ they are struggling too ”
“ we’re all equal here ”
“ you know how to use those first few words to your advantage ”
“ you act like i need you to survive but i don’t ”
“ i dream of you in my sleep ”
“ thank you for being my armor ”
“ learn to take a compliment with grace ”
“ i understand now that some roots are just too weak ”
“ i want to hear your voice ”
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my contribution to the McGenji zine.
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okay please reblog this if you are happy to write lengthy threads with long, complicated plots and multiple non-player characters, whilst driving the plot forward on a mutually-responsible, mutually-beneficial basis, sometimes winged and sometimes not, using the “yes and” technique to build a story
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