udonthreens
udonthreens
You're gender identity? why?
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im 25. listen to wolf 359. steal disco elysium. my final message 2 man kind
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udonthreens · 2 hours ago
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You laugh, but I run a 3D printer farm. I've seen printer errors you couldn't possibly imagine.
The fuck is a "Puppy Error"???
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udonthreens · 2 hours ago
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your dinner struggle is currentrly reminding me of the 3 different times i have made a pasta product the worst its possible to make a pasta product & one of them resulted in a number of people thinking that the end result was a pile of smoked cigarettes
WHAT 😭 😭
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udonthreens · 2 hours ago
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Why are you pantsless around your cat? That seems really weird to me
Like I don’t mean to shock you so maybe sit down but my cat is rawdogging his whole little life dickballs naked, so
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udonthreens · 2 hours ago
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udonthreens · 2 hours ago
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"If you get up early you can get so much done before 10am," this is true. But if you stay up late you can get so much done after 10pm. Equally true. Let's stop pretending like the morning has Magic Bonus Hours and acknowledge that it's because there's less people bothering you and you can focus
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udonthreens · 2 hours ago
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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
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udonthreens · 3 hours ago
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Fatigue could be kind of cunt if it didn't ruin my life like ohh I'm unwell I have to lie down... (leg of bicuriosity)
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udonthreens · 3 hours ago
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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
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udonthreens · 3 hours ago
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obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again
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udonthreens · 3 hours ago
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stop using juuls with the fools and come smoke a blunt with a cunt
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udonthreens · 3 hours ago
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udonthreens · 3 hours ago
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udonthreens · 3 hours ago
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udonthreens · 4 hours ago
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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind
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udonthreens · 6 hours ago
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udonthreens · 8 hours ago
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dni i can’t hold a conversation
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udonthreens · 9 hours ago
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NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit
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