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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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potato ingot (hash brown)

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God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

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Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

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i can't casually listen to music. unfortunately everything i like makes me want to drop to my knees.

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this has been me for the past month and im ok with that

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noah kahan: wabhf inspired lock screens <3

(free to download! no credit needed maybe just like and reblog this post k thanks)

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no one yearns better than me. i could power a civilization into oblivion if i knew how to bottle up this yearning.

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why does the human heart hurt with such vulgarity

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Uh idk who is cuter

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playing video game

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tiddies? Out

third eye? Open

they were? Roommates

hotel? Trivago

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ur fucking boy 💯

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Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go.’

Lisa St Aubin de Terán (via bl-ossomed)

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han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can’t roll above a four at any given time