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she’s dead folks! 🦀

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fantasy - mdni

pairings: dilf!nanami x fem!reader 

synopsis: you meet your friend’s dad - not expecting that he turns out to be your favorite porn star 

cw: age gap (reader is 21, nanami is 42), college girl reader, mentions of porn and masturbation, dumbification, daddy kink, unprotected intercourse, oral (giving and receiving), fingering, nipple play, cowgirl, mating press, degradation, teasing, nicknames (doll, princess), name calling (slut, whore), one mention of anal 

word count: 4.7k pure filth (i’m sorry)

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The paperwork in front of you made you frown. You groaned internally. The semester had just started but your professor did not plan to go easy on your class. An important assignment was due, making you put in extra effort. Yue,  a friend you met in this class, was sitting next to you. She was polite and well-mannered, making you feel comfortable around her even though you had only known her for a short amount of time. 

You happily agreed to go to her house since she lived off campus; away from all the stuffy libraries. She told you that her father was a salaryman, often working overtime. He usually came home late which meant you had the house to yourselves to study. 

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Hear me out… Dilf!Nanami who is obsessed with your tight little babysitter pussy, who can’t help himself from tasting you when he comes home from work to find you cleaning dishes in his kitchen. Those thigh-high socks are for him, right? That short skirt is so he can glimpse your peachy butt when you bend just a little too far over the counter, yeah?

Dilf!Nanami who is going to force you to answer that call on your phone whilst he eating you out like a starving man. Who is going to have you gushing on his mouth whilst you explain to your boyfriend that you’ll be home late…

Dilf!Nanami who is never going to let you go now he has tasted you on his tongue.

🧁 anon

Oh my lorddddd, 🧁 Anon... You have truly slayed me!

I am sorry this took so long. I wanted to make this into a full fic but I think my headcanon format will work best for this one. <3. This is my first time writing for everyone's favorite Daddy, so hopefully I portrayed him well.

NSFW beneath the cut - Minors DNI!

Warnings: NSFW, cheating, oral (f!recieving), finger sucking, dilf!Nanami

This truly was never his intention.

Had he admired your body from afar for months now? Yes.

Did he torture himself every day by imagining the way his teeth could drag your cat-patterned panties down your thick thighs? Yes.

Did he often find his hand wrapped around his cock after you called him 'Nanami-san' at the end of your shift, your voice all sleepy and raspy due to the short nap you took on his living room sofa? Again, yes.

Self-restraint was a skill Nanami was blessed with. So, when the inevitable finally happened, and you had worked a particularly late shift due to some unforeseen overtime he certainly did not want to put in, he had no idea the result would be his humble tongue swirling over your throbbing clit.

Your thighs were sticky against his cheeks, a thin film of sweat and your own arousal shimmering in the moonlight, as he worked his thick fingers between your gushing walls.

"N-Nanami-san," you moaned, your tiny hands tangled within his damp hair. Your voice was a siren call, swirling around his temporal lobe, a tempting tune that lulled him into a hoaxed hyperfixation. "F-Feels so good..."

"Kento," he corrected with a smile, swiping his tongue up your soaked slit, sweet juice sinking onto his tongue. "Call me Kento, please."

"K-Kento," you rasped between a squeak as you jerked your hips up, digging your heel against his muscular back.

You repeated his name like a crutch - the one thing that held you steady and kept you on balance - his heat rushing between your folds viciously, swirling into every crevice, ensuring he tasted all of you.

The strong pressure in your stomach grew closer to its explosive end, and right as Kento slowly rubbed the flat of his tongue against your clit, the familiar sound of your ringtone pulled you out from your sexed-out haze.

Kento hummed into your core and pulled back gently, kissing your inner-thigh. "Do you need to get that?"

"N-No, they can- Wait!" You jerked up as the realization washed over you like freezing rain, groaning as you examined the caller-ID. "It's my... Um..."

Dangerous laughter rumbled from below. Sharp honey eyes were glowing up at you, pearl-white teeth glistening in the soft glow of the moon.

Nanami grazed his teeth against the sensitive skin of your thigh, hot breath fanning into every nook between your bodies as the room started slowly spinning, faster and faster around you until-

"Answer it." He sucked the skin of your thigh between his moist lips, sinking his teeth into your plush flesh. Your phone started ringing again and your breathing became stuttered from the command.

With a hammering heart, you answered breathlessly, "H-Hi, babe."

He hummed and licked his way back between your legs, arching his fingers inside of you and causing you to grunt and sigh, your eyes wild as you watched the way Kento's usually neat blonde hair stuck to his forehead.

He dived his tongue onto your clit once more, sliding it side to side as your boyfriend continued to question you on the other end of the phone.

"Y-Yeah, m'sorry... He had to work late." Nanami circled around your nub and nodded at you, coating his chin in your sticky nectar. "N-Nanami-san said I could sleep here."

"Yes, I'm fine!" Your fingernails dug into his scalp as you bit your lower lip, doing your best to contain the moans that threatened to ripple from your chest.

His calloused hand gripped onto the flesh of your stomach, holding you in place. There was a brief moment, as you assured your boyfriend for the final time that yes, you'd call him in the morning, and that you love him too, when Nanami's large fingers slid from you with a loud pop, that the world turned upside down.

He thrust back inside of you with a squelch and you gasped, trying to thrust your hips up. He was much stronger than you, one hand easily able to hold you down.

"S-Sorry," Nanami sucked your clit into his warm mouth and you could feel the bubbling pressure start to boil over deep within your stomach. If he kept this up then you might-

"Gonna come," your voice was barely a whisper, but it made Nanami's heart skip a beat regardless, as you spilled yourself into his mouth with breathless gasps for air. He could hear the muffled voice of your boyfriend through the phone.

"Yes!" You squeaked, feigning reassurance as you rolled your hips, urging the man beneath you to keep working your cunt with his mouth. "Yes! I will come over tomorrow. I-I'll come."

Surprised, Nanami licked down your slit, as more thick juice squirted onto his mouth. Drenched in you, he placed a last kiss to your clit and removed his fingers, dragging them up your body and twisting your puffy nipple between them.

"Goodnight." You sighed, ending the call with a cry. Your tear-stained cheeks were flushed, your body trembling beneath him as he nuzzled into the crook of your neck and wrapped his big hand around your throat.

"I would like to fuck you," Nanami murmured against your skin, tightening his grip around your neck. You gulped, the pressure in your throat heavy, and nodded. "But it won't be gently."

With that, two thick fingers were pushed into your mouth. Gagging, you sucked at them, gripping onto Nanami's strong forearm. He chuckled darkly and nipped at the skin of your neck.

He pulled back to watch you and smiled, a warm smile. Kind. "Suck my fingers like a cock, princess. Taste what I did to you."

You obeyed him once again, swirling your tongue around his fingers desperately, your manicured nails digging into his arm. You closed your eyes and imagined yourself from his perspective, how young you were, how needy for him you were. He was older than you - much older - and yet you were more attracted to him than you had ever been for anyone your own age.

You peeked through your dark eyelashes at him. His navy blue button up was askew, his spotted tie long gone and thrown somewhere within the guest bedroom. You wanted to tear his clothes off, to claim his skin the way he claimed yours.

When he pulled his fingers from your mouth, you took the opportunity to plea your case to the court. You wanted to fuck him. You wanted to keep fucking him.

"Kento," he froze and stared down at you, a storm brewing in the dark of his eyes. "Wanna touch you."

His mouth enveloped yours, warm breath and tongues dancing in the dark. The kiss was deadly, casting a shadow over your bodies that would loom there forever. He pulled back, the lewd expression on his chiseled face intoxicating.

"Next time." He assured with a groan, sinking his teeth into the flesh of your shoulder as he eagerly pushed his curved head between the slick muscles of your pussy. "I promise, next time."

Please consider reblogging if you liked this! As always, feel free to scream at me in the comments. <3

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Who are you?

You say a name

You didn't even choose.

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Yennefer, right before fighting a duel: Tell my sweet boyfriend Jaskier that I'll always love him.

Geralt, Jaskier's possessive husband who's challenged Yennefer: *The urge to fight a duel intensifies*

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"main bas tumhara bhala chahati hun" maa generational trauma mera bhala nahin kar raha

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🐴🐯 <3

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(via)

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Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

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Jhumkas...

We're all aware of Desi Academia's obsession with Jhumkas, but let's take a look at some other types of earrings from the subcontinent that deserve the same amount of love and appreciation.

Note: Some people might use the term Jhumka to refer to any and all styles of earrings, but in actuality, only the bell-shaped earrings are qualified to be called Jhumkas!

Bali

Balis or hoop earrings come in a wide variety of sizes and embellishments which can be appropriate for anything from daily wear to festive wear.

Punjabi Peepal Patti Balis

Chandbali

Chandbalis are the jeweled interpretation of the crescent moon. Worn by Mughal and Rajput women in the medieval period.

Pearl-embellished enamel Chandbalis

Dhungri

Traditional Nepalese earrings worn in the centre of the ear, usually circle or square-shaped. A rare kind of Dhungri is the Kan ("ear") Dhungri, which replicates the shape of the ear.

Dhungri (L) Kan Dhungri (R)

Bugadi

Earrings worn on the upper rim of the ear by people along the Western coast of India, specifically Maharashtra and Karnataka.

Imitation gold Bugadi with peacock motif

Passa

Passa (or Jhumar) is a head ornament that has its origin in the Mughal period and is pinned to one side of the head. The Passa-style earring is basically the same, but in earring form.

The Passa (R) Passa-style earrings (L)

Thuriya

Thuriya is a form of Assamese jewellery worn by aged women. The design symbolises a lotus with a heavy stem adorned with gemstones and exquisite meenakari.

Floral Thuriya with meenakari work

Bonus: Sahara Chain

Sahara ("support") chain or ear chain is a type of ornament which is worn by attaching it to an earring on one end, and to the hair of the wearer on the other. It provides support to the earring, thereby lifting some of the weight off the ears.

Three-strand gold sahara chain with peacock motif Jhumkas

Feel free to expand this list!

All images belong to their respective owners.

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No one’s saying this so I guess I’ve gotta: no more shirtless scenes for men if the actors gotta starve himself. Its just as bad as woman being forced to lose weight for a needless sex scene/photoshoot what have you. If it endangers the health of the individual it should not be encouraged.

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I wheezed

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a moment of silence for jaskier’s loss of brain cell privileges as a result of his himbofication this season ✿ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ

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STEVE CALMLY WAITING THERE FOR HIS TURN TT

goddamnit steve.

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Party prep smooch 😘

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mooooooooood

idk man i just wanna be pushed against the wall and fingered until i cry

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if you ever GET OVER ROCKET BOYS..... DONT GO BACK TO WATCH IT. THIS IS A WARNING.