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May I get a Minotaur Pearl pretty please

here she is! not a full minotaur i suppose, but she’s somewhere around there xD

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for fanon swap - voidwalker pearl

lawd i am not good at drawing armour

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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Happy early birthday to you wolftiger :D

Birthday beast! Birthday beast! A silly little birthday with a birthday beast.

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Oh copy/paste and desktop Tumblr, how I've missed you so XDD

I'm still unable to sit at my desk for as long as I'd like to.. but I can sit long enough to draw some comics here and there at least! One of which being a (somewhat) angsty comic with Grim and V! Did you really think they escaped my angst curse?? It was only a matter of time before I cursed them as well! XDD

But for real, I've wanted to draw something angsty with Grim and V for a while now. And I'm glad I was finally able to! Even if its kind'aaa more of a goofy comic with angsty undertones rather than full on angst. XDD

The more I draw these two, the more lore I start to build in the background... I wonder if I should explore Grim's more serious angst sometime.. 😈😈

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Asexual Crush: A Short Film

Transcript:

So, thinking about it, in retrospect. I’ve experienced lots of crushes.

[Air piston crushes an aluminum Coke Zero can, and then pushes the flattened can into a recycling bin.]

What I don’t get is how that’s supposed to “lead to a relationship”.

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Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

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BOOP!!! :D

Boop boop !!

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i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

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I stumbled into this video and I had to animate the very first thing I heard

I feel like it would fit them

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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

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I was so bored during the day and was in my school so I drew some Pokémon’s

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hungry,,,

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Unrelated but I just wanted to show you guys this cool thing I did :3

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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

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Ma, there's a weird looking dog outside the coliseum. It's got a dagger, ma.