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the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

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well that's the fastest I've ever gotten from patch idea to execution. it exists now. I love it. all my nankin pens are dead. I don't know where I'm going to put it

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FAKE country music: I love drinking Budweiser(tm) while driving my Ford F150 sure am glad my cop buddies just laugh when they pull me over and we go to the bar after god bless America I hate my wife

REAL country music: god the mountains are so beautiful. I think I’m going to kill myself

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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil

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writing down “had a frozen lasagna for dinner. it was subpar” in my diary and thinking smugly about how i’m recording the common lives of 2024 for future anthropologists

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[google search history]

what to do with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor early morning

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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this is what girls do right after they log off

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Sp[ognvgebob throw out your spatchuler boy We cant use it to make crystal meth Yes thats right spongebob we’re making methamphetamine now lets cook

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"collect my zines" - anarchist slenderman

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(on a date) haha yeah animals are so cool, what's your favorite? oh. cat, huh? no that's okay i get it. but like if you had to pick a beetle? oh. alright. I'll just uh. (folds my elytra and sadly rolls my ball of dung out of the cafe)

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Me: I dunno spotify I just feel real low

my spotify, infected with a virus that makes it constantly recommend electro swing: would some electro swing help

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Beverly Buchanan