ugrhalfn
ugrhalfn
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horny often. 22bi/switchbe wary of pissthey/them
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ugrhalfn · 16 hours ago
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I bet if you think really hard about kissing and biting my neck I'll be able to feel it
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ugrhalfn · 16 hours ago
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licking someone's balls sounds great right now, feeling them on my tongue and having my face so close to their bush, feeling their cock hardening while it covers my face and getting lost in their smell
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ugrhalfn · 16 hours ago
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ugrhalfn · 16 hours ago
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squishy and soft and warm :DDD
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ugrhalfn · 16 hours ago
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Sit on my lap and pee both of our pants.
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ugrhalfn · 16 hours ago
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ugrhalfn · 16 hours ago
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Getting turned on by kissing should be a crime punishable by more kissing
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ugrhalfn · 23 hours ago
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I need to piss in a pretty things mouth 😔😔
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ugrhalfn · 23 hours ago
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sum1 pls come eat me out
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ugrhalfn · 1 day ago
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every time u like one of my posts ur kissing me and if u reblog it that’s with tongue
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ugrhalfn · 1 day ago
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"nooo I can't make porn because I have a chubby tummy" i would break my own legs to see porn with chubby tummies
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ugrhalfn · 1 day ago
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i WILL give you a kiss on the tip after sucking your soul out of you
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ugrhalfn · 1 day ago
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yeah sex is great but i'm telling you a good make out sesh that has the both of you panting and ready to tear each others clothes off is soooooo much better
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ugrhalfn · 1 day ago
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rbing things for specific mutuals like leaving treats out for a stray cat n staring out my window to see if it takes it
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ugrhalfn · 1 day ago
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Does it throb when you see me in your notes or do you hate me?
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ugrhalfn · 1 day ago
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ugrhalfn · 1 day ago
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i do not want to work. i want to kiss
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