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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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Witches

Barry found out something recently. The Marvels are a coven. Of witches. Marvel had said as much himself when Barry asked. From there, the conversation devolved into how witches can be any gender, but still! They’re “witches.”

Can Barry join in on this dumbassery?

Marvel: “You can’t join our coven, man.”

Flash: “Wha— why?! Look, just because I don’t have magic—”

Marvel: “Flash, it’s not because you don’t have magic.”

Flash: “…then why?”

Marvel: “Well, it’s just that there needs to be three of us. Not four.”

Mary: “If we added you, we might as well add another three so we can get up to seven. That way our number is still magical.”

Flash: “…huh?”

Junior: “Flash, three is a magical number, and so is seven. Now, unless you have three other people that wanna join us, skedaddle.”

Marvel: “Junior, don’t be rude.”

Mary: “Flash, if you can find three other people, we’d be happy to let you all join. Only for one ritual though.”

Flash: “Only one?”

Mary: “Well, maybe more but for now only one. Think of it as a trial period.”

Barry took that as a mission. He enlisted the help of Hal, Guy, and Zatanna, who was weirdly excited about this. Now, all seven of them were in an abandoned, dark warehouse in Gotham of all places. Cap told everyone to come in civilian uniforms. Barry thought that’d include Marvel himself, but…

Marvel: *wearing the iconic fake nose and glasses combo*

Mary and Junior: *wearing the same*

…Yeah. Of course, Cap would never show up in his actual civvies. (If he even has a civilian identity)

Zatanna: *super excited* “So, Captain, what are we going to doing exactly?”

Marvel: “We’re gonna be summoning Beelzebub!”

*silence*

Hal: “I’m sorry?”

Mary and Junior: *already drawing the circle together*

Marvel: “You see, he owes me 50 bucks and I’m going to get it back by whatever means necessary.” *saying all this with a smile*

Mary and Junior: “We’re done!”

Marvel: “Good!” *turns around to go sit down*

Hal, Guy, Flash: *all share looks but hesitantly sit down too*

Zatanna: *still standing there, horrified*

Guy: “Come on, Zatanna. What’re you waiting for?”

Zatanna: *very very slowly walks over and sits down*

That night… well, it was terrifying to say the least. Though, Guy probably had the worst, considering he was the one vomiting up flies and being possessed by a demon. Like seriously, a bunch of flies spawned from the summoning circle, and rushed at the ginger. He was coughing up flies for the rest of the day.

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she would definitely start a food channel

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I made aot memes for the whole week for y’all

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Mikasa Ackerman (Shingeki no Kyojin)

she's my favorite girl

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sketch comm for anon on twt!

sketch comms are currently open, check pinned :^)

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annie

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i think in the timeline where eren isn’t fucked up, a lot of it was because levi was there to keep him in check

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Peter Parker in Gotham except he uses slang and phrases and references that no one understands and can only decipher from context clues. Peter: "-if you slice what I'm breading." Tim: ????? (This is probably just a Peter thing, lets be real here.) Peter, looking at a picture of a vigilante/rogue/whoever: "Damn, this is America's Ass now, I guess" Jason: "What?" Bruce, stressing out something important: "Do you understand me?" Peter: "As clear as Sue Storm." Bruce: ?? Dick: "Hey, I think lizards are awesome." Peter: "Is your name Curtis?" Dick: "Who the fuck is Curtis???"

Peter, watching a clip of the Joker and Batman where Joker goes "We're a lot alike, you and I" or something like that: "Okay, Mr. I'm Something Of A Scientist Myself." Barbara: ??? Duke, just watched Peter trip and smash his face into something (or something equally as embarrassing) and just staring at him sitting there: "You okay?" Peter: "I wish I could challenge Cyclops to a staring contest right now." Duke: "Do you know a cyclops??? Huh????"

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was going through old stuff and found these divas..

maybe I should try again. it was.. 2021? 2020?? idk

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Well, yes.

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i have btohing to post do you guys like my barts

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when jason died, they buried him with the possessions that he carried on him all the time. there was a pocket knife tucked into his sock, the bracelet on his wrist from catherine that he never took off, a tangled pair of earbuds in his back pocket, and, in the top pocket of his jacket, the cellphone that bruce bought for him after he was adopted.

that cellphone stayed with jason in his grave. went with him when he dug his way out. somehow stayed on his person when he was taken by the league, and he managed to convince talia to let him keep it throughout all his training.

he doesn’t know why, maybe as a grief thing or maybe just because bruce forgot and it’s not like the bill effected him in any way, but he never stopped paying jason’s phone bill. his number’s still active, still working after all this time. even weirder, but dick started adopting the tradition of adding his dead brother’s phone number to each and every family group chat any of them created after ethiopia. again, jason doesn’t know why. maybe it was dick’s way of carrying his memory with them; including him in family conversations even if they all thought the number was connected to a long buried phone in the pocket of a long dead boy.

the point is that jason wasn’t dead any more. and all throughout his time at the league, he gets to watch the family chats. the mission statuses, the arguments, the rapid spiral every chat went through where they started off using it as a serious bat communication centre only for dick or tim to send a meme and instantly spiral into nothing but chaos that bruce would neither take part in or attempt to stop. jason spectates it all, always fingering the keypad but never actually typing out a message. he came close when there was a heated debate between steph and dick about the best donut types and he knew they were both absolutely fucking wrong, but luckily tim came in to educate them on the right choice last second and jason was saved from having to reveal himself.

the closest call was when little damian got a hold of his phone, attracted to the bright colours of the block game jason had been absently playing out of boredom while ra’s droned on about whatever had pissed him off that day. he’d let the kid play, sat on his lap and eagerly jabbing at the screen, and jason had only looked away for at most a minute before he’d turned back to find the screen open on the family chat, damian having accidentally clicked on the camera button and taken a selfie of the two that he’d been about to send through. luckily, jason deleted it in time, but he became much more careful about letting the kid play with his shit after that.

this is all just a long winded explanation and backstory for and au i think would be funny where jason’s reveal is literally just him deciding to fuck with his family by randomly dropping in through text like:

-in the chat-

bruce: status report.

dick: hungry :( but good!

steph: seconded, im fine

tim: drug bust went to plan, on way back to cave uninjured

cass: ^ same answer

babs: everything seems calm from what i can tell

jason: a little claustrophobic but the coffin’s kinda homely so ig no complaints from me

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