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*cools ur dashboard down*

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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my father just looked me in the eyes and said “it’s a dog eat dog world out here and i’ve got a Milkbone up my ass” cheers man i’ve legitimately never heard that one before

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

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Spoilers are inevitably going to be coming soon so make sure you have your tags ready for it if you want to avoid them lol

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Tomodachi Life for 3DS now finally has a gay mod, happy pride month

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you want what

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

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