uholland

[uholland]

I'll be back in a little bit!! I need to help my neighbor clean. 

[uholland]

I'm definitely not a better person than you are. According to Harry, you're like Beyonce reincarnated, so. Really? I would have assumed that that's a good time to want to sleep. But I wouldn't know, I'm not a musical performer. I'm the opposite of cool, so we'll have to see. Well, I've met some of your bandmates, about 1/2 of 5SOS and a few others. Not many people, however enough to say I've met the world -- even if that's exaggerating.  

You’re definitely a better person than I am, cause, like, I can honestly say that the only time I’m not sleeping is after a show really. But you didn’t die though. Just like, be cool and stuff, makes it easier to not, like, think of a mum then. Who’d ya meet all then?

[uholland]

Well that's good to hear! Are you up to anything exciting? 

I’m pretty good if I must say so myself.

[uholland]

It really is, though. I'm so proud of everyone associated with it because I'm such a huge fan of the series. I don't know, man, it's just a assumption, really. Why they would assume he was with me? I wouldn't know. It's good to meet you, Lea. How're you?

First of all, that movie is amazing. And second of all, I have no idea how anyone could confuse you for Dylan O’Brien. I mean, unless they realized it was you and just assumed that he was with you, that is. Anyway, I’m Lea and it��s so nice to meet you, Holland.

[uholland]

It's good to meet you as well, Selena! How're you?

Hey I’m Selena and it’s nice to meet you!

[uholland]

Believe it or not, but you're the first person to ask me that. The answer is no, but still. They can be, but it's no big deal. Oh wow, thank you! I think you're very beautiful as well, Camila. How're you?

omg, are you hurt ? some drivers can be really careless and it gets so scary at times. it feels like nowhere is safe now. anyways, hello holland! i have to confess, i think that you are really beautiful. oh! and i’m camila from fifth harmony !

[uholland]

I'm not you, Demi. I don't think I can pull off the crazy colors. But thanks for the offer. It's cool to meet you, too! How're you?

Maybe it needs to be brighter. If you ever want a dye-color suggestion, let me know. It’s nice to meet you Holland, I’m Demi.

[uholland]

I find it fishy that you seem to know a lot about this predicament, Calum. Tell me, are you the crazy fangirl who tried to run me down? I don't know if I would believe it if you said "no". But it's worth a shot, right? It's cool to meet you too, Calum. How're you? 

Maybe it was one of Dylan’s super fans that didn’t want that ship on your show. What’s it called.. Stydia, I think? But yeah, maybe she was just out to get you. Nice to meet you, Holland. I’m Calum.

[uholland]

I do like to sleep, but I still make time for outdoorsy things. Like seeing a movie and almost dying. You're right, though --  that is weird. I'll try to stop, but it wont be easy. They really are pretty rad, if I'm honest. 

Says the one who said she likes to sleep too. I mean, like, it’s up to you really. Please don’t sound like your mum, that’s just weird. Yeah, alright yeah, that’s true. Cause like, new people are pretty cool.

[uholland]

Right, well. A lack of sarcasm would've been appreciated. But you do you; I'm gonna go. 

Oh gosh! I’m not sure, what do you think?

[uholland]

@Harry_Styles: @Hollandroden if you say enough, I'll have to write a book.

@Hollandroden: @Harry_Styles no. i refuse to let you make profit off me.

[uholland]

Not a very funny one, then?

Yep, I’m very aware.

[uholland]

@Harry_Styles: @Hollandroden You should, I might tweet it.

@Hollandroden: @Harry_Styles I'm actually really scared atm because I say stupid shit all the time.

[uholland]

I was kidding. It's a joke -- you know?

English would be chill as fuck next time.

[uholland]

Well that's sad to hear. Someone your age should be out and about. Listen to me, I sound like my mom. Ew. You're right, but if they're attractive -- it's an added bonus. Because meeting new people is great, ya'know? And if I didn't get to meet them, it would be sad for me. I don't know --I'm probably babbling. 

Sleeping is the absolute best though. Cause, like, that’s all I do really. Great looking people? That’s always interesting to be honest, cause, like, yeah, just meeting people in general. Why would it be sad then?

[uholland]

@Harry_Styles: @Hollandroden i do not go back on my word.

@Hollandroden: @Harry_Styles I'll have to be careful with what I say around you, then!!!