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The Final Cut Issue #5

Out of Touch (2/2)

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THE FINAL CUT ISSUE #2

Washed Up (2/?)

Art: pyvs

Script: occamsRazor

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THE FINAL CUT ISSUE #1

Good Morning Winston (1/?)

Art: pyvs

Script: occamsRazor

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Oh?

An egg is about to hatch! Reblog to get a random Pokemon in your ask/message inbox! ✨

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Prison Break takes the character you hate and make them so vulnerable you can’t help but end up liking them

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The funniest part about Loki so far is the fact they took a whole ten minutes explaining what happened in Thor: The Dark World because it was so shitty nobody watched it

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I bet they’re gonna find a way to make Owen Wilson wear a cowboy hat in loki

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tiny gallaghers ☆★

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No but seriously what the fuck is he saying

Every word out of this man‘s mouth sounds like a slang term for weed

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Every word out of this man‘s mouth sounds like a slang term for weed

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Don’t hit reblog don’t hit reblog don’t hit reblog

I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

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I can’t believe I get to see the original post with my own eyes

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dnd…Finally made a small comic about it lol

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*takes photo of my newborn child* ”Hey guys check out my new OC”

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Hey

Go tell @just-petty-thoughts she’s beautiful

Because she fucking is

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WES ANDERSON DISCORD SERVER!!

Hi! I had been looking for a Wes Anderson discord server for ages but to no avail, so I decided to just make my own. I would love to get some active members into the discord :))

I am also looking for some mods to help me run the place as at the minute it’s just me.

Here is the link if you want to join the server!

https://discord.gg/NxmhHe6j3w

Please try and share this around so we can grow the server!!