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[ukaukasupremeruler]

Hmph! I see that you’re back >:(

Well, just to let you know, you better not be causing any trouble cuz I am a really powerful deity and I might might have to punish you if you hurt anyone! >:(

please don’t cause any trouble…I don’t wanna have to punish anyone… :’(

Oh you. Cortex mentioned you. Apparently you fouled up whatever plan he and Tropy cooked up while I was out cold

I’ll do what I damn well please, and if you and your fellow insolent Quantum Masks get involved, I will not show mercy. Mark my words on that.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have things to do. Unless you’re so paranoid that I’m going to take over the world today that you want to interrupt a soccer game.

Scram. Go play Monopoly with the bandicoots or something

[ukaukasupremeruler]

Attention minions!

I need Dr. Cortex, Dr. N. Gin, Dingodile and Tiny Tiger in the West Tower immediately

I am conducting an experiment of a….convergent nature, and there’s no one else who can help me but you four. Absolutely no one else.

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…well, I’ve seen worse plans from this group, I suppose

As a new initiative to make the castle more inconspicuous I am going to cover the roof of the castle with grass. Maybe then people will stop showing up.

[ukaukasupremeruler]

n.gin has liked everee seengle one of your posts, lord uka uka. as ees hees dutee…

That wasn’t a duty formally listed in the employment contract, but as always, you go above and beyond. It is acknowledged and appreciated.

Your fellow minions would do WELL to follow your example.

[ukaukasupremeruler]

I have a family reunion coming up in the next few days.

Unfortunately, The Ancients have deemed it poor form to use the opportunity to destroy all my remaining family members.

One would think Aku Aku is my primary target, and he is.

But Great Aunt Eko Eko didn’t get me a birthday present last year, so she’s also on the list.

[ukaukasupremeruler]

The next minion who emails me the gibberish known as “skibidi toilet” will be subjected to immediate and painful death

[ukaukasupremeruler]

My review of Cortex Castle?

You think I have time for such frivolity?!

…0 out of 100. What’s the point if it’s not yet the world capital and crown jewel of a conquered planet?

[ukaukasupremeruler]

Bah, not like it had ever actually been successful in the first place.

Minimal loss.

Hey Dr. Cortex, let’s say, hypothetically, I bet that Tropy couldn’t make a wormhole in the castle…

And hypothetically, he actually somehow did it…

And hypothetically, the Cortex Vortex accidentally got sucked into it…

And hypothetically, it’s lost forever.

…is Tropy in more trouble than I am?

Oh, a brain teaser! I'll play.

Well, hypothetically, losing such a brilliant machine, not to mention its sentimental value, would, hypothetically, send me into such a red-hot rage I wouldn't give two hoots about what or who did what! All hypothetically, of course.

You would all be equal in the eyes of my scorching wrath! I would probably have to put the both of you through the Cortex Cruncher as an example - a hypothetical machine I just came up with to match the gross whoopsie of this hypothetical scenario!

Now, doctor Nathan Dustrielle, is there something you would like to tell me?

[ukaukasupremeruler]

Greetings, weaklings!

I understand that several members of my staff are on this website, so I’ll be watching, to make sure they’re not doing any scheming behind my back here!