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it’s a lemon

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I usually don’t comment on the Ghostbusters hate, but there’s one thing that’s doing the rounds on the net that really annoys me. The idea is that because Bill Murray sat in a chair for most of his cameo, this means he didn’t really want to be there.

Let’s get one thing straight. Ahem…

BILL MURRAY DOESN’T DO ANYTHING HE DOESN’T WANT TO DO. THAT IS WHY HE IS BILL MURRAY. THE WHOLE REASON THIS MOVIE EXISTS IS BECAUSE BILL MURRAY DIDN’T WANT TO DO GHOSTBUSTERS 3 AND MADE SONY CHASE HIM FOR 27 YEARS. BILL MURRAY HAS NO AGENT OR MANAGER. YOU SEND HIM YOUR SCRIPT AND IF HE LIKES IT HE WILL DO YOUR MOVIE. EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN BILL MURRAY’S WORLD HAPPENS ON BILL MURRAY’S TERMS. IF BILL MURRAY GOT OUT OF BED AND FLEW DOWN TO MASSACHUSETTS TO SHOOT TWO SCENES FOR THIS MOVIE, IT LITERALLY ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE BILL MURRAY WANTED IT TO HAPPEN.

Anyone saying different clearly doesn’t know a fucking thing about Bill Murray and needs to shut the fuck up.

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why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"

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Revenge of the Sith Novel by Matthew Stover

#BUT NO LISTEN THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING THAT HAPPENED IN CANON,#LIKE ANAKIN WAS TOLD THAT OBI WAN WAS SEEING SOMEONE AND HIS IMMEDIATE THOUGHTS WERE THAT OBI WAN WAS SCREWING A DUDE,#IM LIVING

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A collection of my favorite Duolingo sentences (pt 1)

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here’s the more… blame @pancaspe i take no responsibility

@omarcruzphoto 2012

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So I completely forgot that I can finally post the drawings I did for the Cabin Pressure Artbook! I’m far too fond of drawing the airdot in its entirety, so here’s a couple of family portraits.

It was so much fun to be a part of a project alongside so many talented artists to make something so brilliant to help raise money for the con. John Finnemore was actually given a copy at the recording of the last episode and loved it, so what better endorsement do you need if you’re still unsure whether or not to buy one!

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a guide for the fandot

(disclaimer: anything in this fandom has a decent probability to include angst despite lighthearted appearances)

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Queer doesn’t mean “don’t label me,” it means “I am naming myself.” It means “ask me more questions if you[‘re] curious” and in the same breath means “fuck off.”

What Queerness Means to Me | Tranarchism  (via transformfeminism)

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idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know

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Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

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508: Space Cat 2.0

I”m a bit tuckered out with the convention prep, so for today’s post here is the updated space cat I’ve made to sell at Rose City!

This was the old one. Needed to give it a bit more light :)

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Jim, dead. Not gone.

View on dropbox here

(If this blog is deleted, find my main blog and work on AO3 or my art on Pixiv.)

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Well well well… the second conception and I’m still not content… (okay it’s far from finished but just no, he deserves better)

“This above all: to thine own self be true.”

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Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

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If you are asexual or aromantic, OF COURSE you are valid💛✨💛💛