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Honestly, this is pure German humor.

I need her

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callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

make my friend go there

make my wife go there

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

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Shymbulak, Kazakhstan

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I'm really quite ready to gun this down in my Minotaur adopt this precious baby in NMS, so I hope they add this soon.

it didnt let me put another video on the main post

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knights of the roundtable

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Sex: Unintelligible.

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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

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Since the debates can be sort of adversarial, I suppose candidates must practice with a staffer who tries to throw the same kind of stuff at them as they expect to encounter during the real thing. It makes me wonder if there are people who end up specifically trained to mimic specific politicians, like body doubles for arguments. if so, there should be a separate televised debate between just them, in character

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i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

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He is so orange

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dog sings while playing the piano

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✨New item!✨ Barnacle Encrusted Armor Armor (any), rare 

This armor is heavily encrusted with a layer of barnacles, creating a barrier between you and the blades of your enemies. The barnacles have a hit point maximum of 20. Whenever you take bludgeoning, piercing, or slashing damage while wearing the armor, the barnacles take the damage instead. If this damage reduces the barnacles to 0 hit points, you take any remaining damage. This barrier takes damage before temporary hit points and does not benefit from damage reduction or resistance. For every 8 hours that this armor is submerged in water, the barnacles recover 10 hit points. The barnacles cannot regain hit points by other means.

Deep in the bubbling bowels of the subaqueous sanctum, the encrusted ones creep. Most would-be adversaries don’t see the inhabitants as living beings, let alone formidable foes, for they are entirely encumbered by crustaceans from their heads to their toes. - 🖌🎨 Like our work? Consider supporting us on Patreon and gain access to the hi-resolution art for over 200 magic items, printable item cards and card packs, beautiful creature art and stat blocks, and setting pdfs with narrative hooks and unique lore!🧙‍♂️ Thank you so much for your support! 💖

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