ultimate-crying
ultimate-crying
Fucka you
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SEVEN TOWER ATTACK ROCK YOUR WORLD FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
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ultimate-crying · 5 hours ago
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Y tu mamá también (2001)
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ultimate-crying · 6 hours ago
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it turns out this ps2 game is not actually about giant robots but is entirely focused on the unfortunately incredibly funny suffering of this specific teenager. like look at this shit
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ultimate-crying · 6 hours ago
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ultimate-crying · 7 hours ago
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ultimate-crying · 9 hours ago
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possessive grocery store cashier boyfriend. "i saw you check your groceries out in someone else's aisle." #dark romance #booktok #alpha
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ultimate-crying · 10 hours ago
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funniest type of message to see when jerma is doing something absolutely mundane
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ultimate-crying · 10 hours ago
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Baseball cap that says MUNDANE BOON paired with tshirt that says MY REWARD FOR HAVING DONE MERITOUS ACTS IS UP HERE ⬆️
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ultimate-crying · 10 hours ago
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DO NOT BREAK THE WINDOW! he has NO food and NO water, he is listening to his LEAST FAVORITE MUSIC, the HEAT IS ON and the WINDOWS ARE SEALED WITH LIQUID CEMENT. we HATE OUR SHITTY DOG and ARE TRYING TO KILL HIM. thanks!
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ultimate-crying · 10 hours ago
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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts
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ultimate-crying · 10 hours ago
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crash out KING Jeremy Irons ranting about not being allowed to smoke in Central Park will never not be funny to me.
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ultimate-crying · 11 hours ago
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might be helpful for some of you on here
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ultimate-crying · 11 hours ago
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ultimate-crying · 11 hours ago
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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"
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ultimate-crying · 11 hours ago
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might be helpful for some of you on here
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ultimate-crying · 22 hours ago
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ultimate-crying · 1 day ago
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Hey boss man can't come in to work today. I'm just not feeling the love. You know how it is. Not feeling the love. At all
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ultimate-crying · 1 day ago
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Dude that is too much slop for him
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