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No gifts for your birthday?! That changes today! Forever Catnip Brownie (not actually forever, it just lasts until 10 AM EST) upon ye

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just... realized that i. i never had a birthday. i mean i had one but. it was something to look down on, i didnt even know what a gift was until yesterday...

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the trojan war is lost

the god has fallen

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hugs you and gives you a break bc ur admin will not

uhh, thanks... and my what now?

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🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋

GOD

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🍋

MAKE IT STOP

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Lemon

...is this edible? ill take a little bite

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*gives u porkbun*

Enjoy kiddo!!

why does it look fleshy......

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haha. hey anon. come over here. i wont strangle you or anything

you're dangerous. you need to be locked up. again.

maria hates you. she hates you and sees you as a monster.

you don't deserve to be happy shadow.

I...

You don't know what you're talking about.

She didn't... hate me. She was my sister. Siblings don't hate each other.

... Family doesn't hate each other.

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Hey Ares, have you heard of updog?

cocould yoky not.

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*turns you into a fish*

you can now flop around helplessly for 2 hours

FU FCGK,GVHBFK,MDXVBVCFGKGVJBS R 6 5E63J CFDL.K

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so, you like mint... good to know!

APRIL FOOLS MOTHER FUCKER EVERY WEAPON AND ALL TECH IN THE LAB HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH BARS OF SOAP

...

This holiday is fucked. Everything smells like mint. Eugh.

This all better return to normal by tomorrow.

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@nati0nal-tr3asure @phoenix-risen-from-the-ashes @gh0stinthevoid @terminushill

Alright let’s get this over with

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happy trans day of visibility!

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yourew a sick fuci

What’s your favorite candy?

Hm..... I don't have a favorite candy, but I enjoy licorice.

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whhat thebfuck im tking the blanketa bakc

What’s your favorite candy?

Hm..... I don't have a favorite candy, but I enjoy licorice.

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three blanjkets be upon yer

Not even a blanket to keep him warm? :(

Unfortunately, no. It would be a nice comfort in all of... this.