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kiboumukou replied to your post.

Both of them are so good, they deserve tho be happy My muse and I would fight to protect both of them

me, pointing at every single character in danganronpa: these children have been through enough

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kiboumukou replied to your post.

MOOD

please let the naegis be happy, i’m begging you--

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komaru: finally gets to talk to her brother me: OH THANK FUCK

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will get to replies/threads tomorrow! i’ve been busy with finals/heading back home for the break, but i’m all settled back in now! meanwhile, feel free to like this post to plot!

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“ does anyone know how to get this thing off? ”  “ there’s no way ” i mean u COULD technically cut off ur damn hand and call it a day

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Go Asahina!

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komaru: says something sweet to fukawa me: i love you dumb lesbians

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hopehaunted replied to your post.

//I don’t take the anime as canon because imo it’s the worst thing since bagpipes

oh worm. i’ll probably pull some from it when i get around to it but it’ll probably be selective incorporation into my portrayal? we’ll see tho.

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DATING INFORMATION.

NAME :  makoto naegi THEIR PROFESSION :  student  ( shsl luck )  /  other stuff idfk i haven’t watched the anime yet WHERE THEY CAN BE FOUND :  around the school pestering his classmates, or else in his room reading manga/playing video games/watching tv/drawing. if that’s a no-go, he’s probably outside somewhere where there’s trees. also possibly drawing. FAVOURITE FOOD TYPE : he definitely has a bit of a sweet tooth! he likes stuff that mixes sweet and salty  ( hook him up with chocolate-covered pretzels or trail mix or salted caramel ). FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK :  he’s not really one for alcohol. unless you can’t taste the alcohol. he prefers really fruity stuff if he does drink, and he won’t drink very much of it.  ( if he really likes you, though, you can convince him to try basically anything. he probably won’t drink MUCH of it, but he’s easily  ‘ peer pressured ’  into at least having a sip of anything ). FAVOURITE TRAIT :   he thinks that NOTHING is more attractive than intelligence, except maybe kindness. he’s a sucker for the  ‘ asshole with a heart of gold ’  trope... but they have to actually have a heart of gold and treat other people with respect  ( insulting everyone except him isn’t cute; next ). though he is very attracted to intelligence, it’s not the be-all and end-all as far as his attraction goes. kindness, at least in one way or another, is a must; intelligence is just an additional pull. WHERE THEY WOULD GO ON A DATE :  he’d honestly go anywhere the other wanted, and he’d be able to enjoy himself! if he were to pick himself, though, he’d like to go to a coffee shop, on a walk in the park, or even just stay in and cuddle. IDEAL GIFT :  honestly he’d be happy with ANYTHING you gave him. succulents, sketchbooks, nice drawing pencils, and copics are all really good bets  ( assuming you want an  ‘ oh my gosh i love you! ’  and a huge hug ). if you get him a succulent you have to name it though. WHEN WILL THEY DRINK ALCOHOL :  only socially. he’s far more likely to reach for a can of coke than he is for alcohol in 99% of situations, but if everyone else around him is drinking and/or someone offers, he might have a glass. HOW MANY DATES UNTIL THEY GO TO BED :  it’s not necessarily the number of dates as much as it is the level of trust. naegi’s demisexual so he doesn’t really experience sexual attraction until he’s very close with someone—though if they’re in a committed relationship he is receptive to the idea sex for the intimacy of it, if nothing else. but either expect an extensive friendship prior to getting together, a couple months or more of dating, or both. on the other hand, he would be down for spending the night and sleeping together in a nonsexual way almost immediately; he’s very fond of cuddling.

tagged by   /   stolen from @auctes !!! tagging  /  anyone who wants to!

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sir that’s my emotional support bastard

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hopehaunted replied to your post.

just like shsl luck, they are both shsl twink

oh shit u’ve done it. you have cracked the code

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Misc Sentence Starters

Change as you see fit.

“And then everybody on the bus clapped.”

“Clearly, you’re not from America.”

“Crime’s illegal, fucko.”

“Damn, girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up.”

“Ding dong, your opinion is wrong.”

“Don’t ever text me again or I’ll call the cops.”

“Freeze, bitch. I’m gonna steal your heart.”

“Friends are like snowflakes: when you pee on them, they disappear.”

“Fuck, I’m spooky.”

“God has abandoned us.”

“I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”

“I’m a fucking goddess.”

“I’m being gay with you. Homo intended, dammit.”

“I’m here to fuck your day up.”

“I’m not worried about your side chicks. I know I’m better.”

“I am fire. I am death. I am fabulous.”

“I am God’s mistake.”

“I am so tired. I am so tired all the time.”

“I can answer that for money.”

“I don’t give a fuck that I drink too much booze.”

“I don’t want a solution, I want to be mad.”

“I have 6+ people on read, but that’s not gonna stop me from complaining about how lonely I am and how nobody ever texts me.”

“I have a belt and I’m not afraid to hang myself.”

“I have an unhealthy internet obsession and I hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to mask the fact that I have crippling depression.”

“I miss you even when I’m not horny.”

“I saw four guys beating up a kid, so I went over there to help. He had no chance against the five of us.”

“It’s called fashion, look it up.”

“It’s time for school. Get the fuck up.”

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”

“Life is like a box of chocolate: it won’t last long because I’m fat.”

“Maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired.”

“My niece is currently asleep on her head. Do I call the parents or the exorcist?”

“My only side chicks are your multiple personalities.”

“Please clean up the wreckage of your presence.“ 

"Poetry was not meant to be used like this.”

“Should we get a drink at home or in public tonight?”

“The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical.”

“There’s nothing stronger than love, except a M32 rotary grenade launcher. Because fuck you and everyone near you.”

“This is the first time in my life I’ve been above average at anything.”

“Wait until God hears about this.”

“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.”

“What the fuck am I seeing?”

“Why am I so stressed when nothing is wrong?”

“Why would you stab a person when you can have toast?”

“Y'all motherfuckers need Satan.”

“You better start loving yourself right now and realize what an amazing human being you are.”

“You can’t cute your way out of this, you little shit.”

“You can look at my homework, but don’t copy it word for word.”

“You dress how you wanna when nobody can kick your ass.”

“You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.”

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hopehaunted replied to your post.

nagito is shsl twink

but have u seen makoto naegi??? he’s small and gay. TWINK

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eludum replied to your post.

hinata is a TWUNK and i will hear nothing else

BIG AGREE

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someone: hinata is shsl twink me: lemme stop u there. that’s naegi.

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kiboumukou replied to your post post.

Yuta deserved better

HE RLY DID

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komaru: we don’t get along well at all! me: yeah i’m gonna have to disagree there