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TT: [...] I got a little help from RL and ganked it out of his museum. [...] GG: [...] Wasn't he furious about your burglary? TT: Pretty sure he didn't even notice. In years since, I never saw a news story about a "daring heist" or anything. I feel like he would have made some hay outta that.

Lil' Bro thinks he's more likely to get news about Dave from a newspaper than from the man himself.

...yeah, Dave has absolutely no involvement in this kid's life. That's better than giving him the Bro treatment, I guess, but the bar is on the floor.

Jane - the child being brainwashed by an alien - might just have the best home life in her entire friend group. That's fucked up, man.

GG: Why didn't you mention this when you gave the gift? More irony? TT: Essentially. It's not that easy to explain. TT: Broadcasting the gesture would have made it seem tawdry, and would somewhat defray its humor value. GG: I see. So it was like a private joke, and if anyone besides you was in on it, the joke would be ruined! TT: Like I said, there are layers.

Unlike John, Jane is sincerely interested in her friend's post-ironic nonsense. She actually likes this style of humor, and Bro's more than happy to yap philosophical about how it works. I suppose Jane's sense of humor isn't quite as cornball as John's, so she's willing to engage with Bro's more cerebral style of comedy.

As a result...

TT: On one level, I gave you a filthy tattered piece of shit[...] TT: On another level, I needed to incorporate something passable as a real heirloom. TT: For sentimental reasons. GG: D'awwwww. GG: Wait, real sentiment, or ironic sentiment? TT: No, it was genuine. TT: The upper echelons of irony should always include measures of sincerity. [...] GG: I have so much to learn. And I am not even saying that "ironically!"

...they're kind of besties, aren't they?

GG: Will you teach me your ways one day, sir? Perhaps an apprenticeship will open? TT: Oh god, I'd love that. TT: Consider the position yours for the taking any time. [...]

Like, I said before, it's obvious that Lil' Bro is a lonely kid - so when Jane offers him her company here, I think it means much, much more to him than she realizes.

TT: [...] Feel free to approach and kneel before Cal. With my sword and his floppy mitten, you will receive my flashstep anointment shoulder to shoulder, and to shoulder again.

lmao

I never thought that Bro of all people would be involved in such a wholesome interaction, but I'm pleasantly surprised. If these two end up falling out over the Jake issue, I'm going to be so sad.

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Vamptober Day 15: Kanaya Maryam

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Alternate J names for a trans guy or nonbinary Jane

There is no one name that has been bestowed upon Jane, that is why I tag as transmasc Jane, to respect everyone's choices.

So here's a list of J names, many are four letters, others are not:

Jace

Jack

Jacques

Jame

James

Jami / Jamie / Jamey

Jase

Jaye

Jean

Joe

Joel

John / Jon

Jones

Josh

Joss aka Jocelyn, an old timey boys name.

July

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Maybe i sacrificed my sleep for this drawing of him

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porrim latula rarepair?

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Yayayaayayayayayayay she’s so cuteeeee <3333 another girly for the lineup I don’t have many hc’s for her but I hope I did her justice!

@homestucklineup

@jam-and-jellyfish

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Imagine your last interaction with your mom being a petty argument, just to find her corpse getting emoted on 😭😭

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Yes I remember her. She is everything to me.

I think about Jade and her past again. Again.

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mewowwwww

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exile pixels

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meulin

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dave again

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My thoughts on the whole "do you need to read hs to play deltarune are thus": No but it helps given dr is clearly inspired by hs

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tfw you find out your boyfriend's boss (moirail) is an ant

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65.