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i think it's funny when people say "yeah the writers use they/them for this character but that doesn't necessarily mean the character is nonbinary" because i guess it's true but by that logic i can say "yeah this character is referred to with he/him but they never say he's a man so i can do whatever i want" which i may actually start doing because it sounds based as fuck. if you want me to believe that action hero is a man maybe you should've been more direct about it smh.

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After watching the new Superman 2025 this has been floating in my mindspace and needed to be drawn. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ♡♡♡ Muy Blorbos

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I like how dogs - at least the smart ones - seem to have some capacity of understanding that there are differences between people in what they are and are capable of doing, and allowed to do. And an uncanny ability to nonverbally negotiate about what they want you to do. We're sleeping over at my boyfriend's family's place for the time being due to them having AC and we don't, and I woke up this morning some time just past 7 am, and the younger one of the dogs came to greet me with a waggy tail and Morning Stretches like

"Hiiii :3 you're awake. Could you perhaps let us outside to go morning pee? Oh, you're not allowed to do that? Well, would you maybe like to wake up my Home People? I'm not allowed to do that :3 so you could perhaps maybe do that for me? :33 Oh you're not allowed to do that either? Well fuck me then I guess. Useless fuck."

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Imagine if there was someone using they/them pronouns and every time someone asks them why they do that, like isn't that a plural, they just look at the asker with the most deadpan expression and say "my parents were really poor when I was growing up. They couldn't afford to get us all our own pronouns so me and my siblings all had to share."

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What still makes me wonder again is how Jax has lost his friend, most of fans pointed out it's due to possible abstraction (I do too)... but i also suspect a bit Caine had something to do with them :p

Remember that scene in Intermission time, where Caine snaps his fingers (just right before Jax running to Ribbit's room scene)? The order of the sequences wouldnt be just coincidence 🤔

And what if when in ep 2 Caine mentioned confusing players with NPCs was cuz a (obviously) similar incident already happened before?

If we connect the dots it opens up a possibility that Ribbit wasn't actually abstracted, but that Caine accidentally erased them :T (maybe he mistook them for an NPC or also cuz of another reason)

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all politics about ai aside if you use it to create fanwork you're just a fucking dweeb

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[warm-up] nurse bakugo

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it should be against the law for streaming services to use shows they canceled to advertise. stop parading her dead body around you bitch you literally killed her

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To my understanding, show dogs and racehorses have the same kind of a "no two animals with the same exact name in the registry" rule, so they have to get creative with the official names.

And that's why pedigree show dogs have full legal names like Lotus Farms' Pilgrim's Light (answers to the name "Piggy"), and champion race horses have names like Cocaine Canoe Nutcracker Supreme (answers to no man nor god).

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i had a dream there was a new episode of digital circus where Gangle was split into new "emotional variants" of herself but one was just a photo-realisitc horse and it was never explained why.

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Teacher: Mr Wayne, thank you for coming in. We need to talk about Damian’s family tree project. Firstly, he is claiming his mother is Talia al Ghul, the renowned terrorist.

Bruce: Ah, yes, well she is.

Teacher: I'm sorry? You and her... None of my business. Now he claims his grandfather, uh, Ra's... He claims he is 687 years old. That can't be right.

Bruce: It's not. Me and him are in a disagreement about it. I think Ra's is only 679 but you know what Damian’s like.

Teacher: I... I guess so. Now in this section he did on his siblings, he has included Jason Todd, which I thought was very sweet of him only he. Well, he gives him one birth and death date and then he includes a 'rebirth' date and when I asked him about it... Mr Wayne, are you alright?

Bruce: *tearing up* He listed all his siblings. Even Tim!

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i got bullied for being the anime obsessed class weaboo in middle school which did funny things to my brain because now whenever i make or order japanese food i feel the urge to add on 'not BECAUSE its japanese, i just like it' which is sort of an insane thing to want to clarify. like i'm imagining ordering a pizza and then adding on 'and also i'm normal about italians' quite frankly it opens more questions than it answers.

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Heterosexual relationship culture is so alien to me and I don’t know if it’s the fact I’m not cishet or the fact I’m autistic but I hear so many things that make me go “Am I insane or are they?”

There’s a lot of hate on widowers and I saw a woman say “You cannot compete with a dead woman.” which is perhaps a reasonable statement to say if he’s constantly comparing you to his dead partner but that wasn’t what the post was about. And I realized “Oh my God, these people genuinely feel like they’re constantly in competition with their spouse’s exes and the ex being dead makes them feel insecure that they cannot best her.”

There’s also been an uptick in the ‘men and women cannot be ‘just’ friends’ rhetoric which I feel like is extremely dangerous and reflects the rise of fascism and sexism. Some of these stories of women feeling threatened by their husband’s female best friend have some merit and others are like “I feel angry that my husband still talks to the girl he grew up next door to and she and her wife are invited to family gatherings and included in family photos sometimes. Am I right to be suspicious?” No. No you’re not. I cannot imagine being you and living with that high level of stress and paranoia and constant torment and jealousy about your husband having a positive relationship with anyone who isn’t you.

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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

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i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

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me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post