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ok but Pinterest is totally the wedding planner right?

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They don't call them the Big Tops for nothing

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"AO3 and Tumblr are women!"

"AO3 and Tumblr are men!"

"AO3 and Tumblr are non binary!"

Stop.

All of you are wrong.

They're both gender fluid and they can be whatever the fuck they want to be

They can be gays, they can be lesbians, they can straight, they can be whatever the hell they want

Edit: yes, this was also implying that they can change their physical forms like shape shifters to accommodate for whatever gender they wanna be

Edit 2: by the gods, Tumblr loves this post

Edit 3: because I accidentally offended someone, I am not trying to force my headcanons onto anyone. I understand that gender fluidity is it's own identity. The reason I made this post is because I saw some people arguing on if Tagteam was yaoi or Yuri and I wanted to offer a solution that would make everyone happy. There is no right or wrong way to draw/write/interpret tagteam. They're websites for fuck's sake. Do whatever you want with them.

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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

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Hey so my hobby in the last week or so has been of building a giant glass ball in Minecraft, 64 block in diameter, put a wall in its centre and fill one half with water, with lava in the other. Here’s the result :

You can absolutely reblog if you like it, it’s random creation for fun that happens to be pretty [/Image description/: Seven screenshots of a structure in the game Minecraft. A giant, hollow glass sphere stands on an endless plain of sandstone. The sphere is 64 blocks in diameter, with a 2 block thick wall dividing its centre. The left half is filled with lava, creating a glow from inside.The right half is filled with water. The first two screenshots show the sphere during the day and night, using the default textures. The third and fourth shots are similar, but this time using BSL Shaders, adding lifelike realism to the structure, textures and lighting. The remaining pictures are all set at night. The fifth shot shows the detailed reflection of the lava on the glass wall and water, from outside the sphere. The sixth screenshot shows the glow of the lava through the glass wall, from inside the water half. The last picture shows the sphere with the water to the left and lava to the right, the shadowed lava behind the glass wall looking like the pupil of an eye. /End image description/ ]

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

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"In my culture, we know death intimately. In Arabic, the highest expression of love is the phrase "ya'aburnee" Translated "you bury me" . It means "I love you so much, I'd sooner die than bury you". It was used by mothers in our lineage who were so used to losing their young in war. In my culture, we cannot talk about love without speaking death's name"

-George Abraham, "Untitled," Published In Black Napkin Press

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i could be your best yet, future favourite regret!

It’s Midoriya Izuku, also at the party last night, tangled up in someone’s arms. He tries to push away the pang of jealousy as he focuses on the photo, on the person Midoriya is kissing, and what his bandmates could possibly be upset about- Then his eyes widen, practically bulging out of his skull as he takes it in. It’s him. That’s Denki, kissing Midoriya at the party. Shit. “Uh,” Denki says eloquently, mind racing, all thoughts running back to last night and how on Earth he’s meant to explain this.

Having your first kiss with your crush should be a dream come true, right? For Denki, it's not that simple, especially not when his crush is the lead singer of a band that are supposed to be his fiercest rivals in the entire industry.

His bandmates are going to kill him.

💛 3.4k words || kamideku band au

💚 written for @mhararepairweek day 5: music au

💛 and for @jesshayakawa!!

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Kinger doesn't like seeing his daughter cry.

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"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

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I know a lot of people are a big fan of wlw and mlm for this ship, but hear me out:

Tumblr and Ao3 would absolutely be nonbinary. You cannot tell me these particular anthropomorphized websites would be interested in gender. At all.

These two are absolutely enbyfriends.

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They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

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Tumblr as the loud, alt, gnc nerd with coloured hair, a ton of Pride pins, and lots of merch

Ao3 as the quiet, unassuming book nerd that's secretly freaky as fuck

Does anyone else see my vision

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26.01.2025