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Nuclear power plant

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this is so fucking funny

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap

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i cannot stop looking at this gif and sending it I'm mesmerized. just fuck you *sets you on fire*

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I'll never fucking learn the skyrim shuffle

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Rayna is looking for a large starship with a cockpit fit for a casaurian

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Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

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if i was ever deliviring milk and babys held me at gunpiint i would just stand like pjack

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Wishes do come true.... thabk you mr dodson 🫡🥰

I've joined a gang now. Now I'm cool like all people who wanted to fuck me in college.

I'm powerful.

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you've always been powerful.

I've joined a gang now. Now I'm cool like all people who wanted to fuck me in college.

I'm powerful.

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how it FEELS to not own a can opener in tf2

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now presenting a compilation of the times i have complained about having the soup droops since February 2024

the soup droops are a condition i both suffer from and made up wherein i get very sleepy after eating too much soup, which i do CONSTANTLY

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4-Armed Bounty Hunter

Giving my new system a spin, getting used to system feedback and undoing years of muscle memory; new computer is too fast lol.

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