ultrakillconfessions

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I just saw an nsfw fic where the the cum was fuel and that’s just so funny to me, like imagine your robot powers off and you gotta jork onto it a little bit so it turns back on. Giving a double meaning to turned on ig

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earth,overs. save me earhmovers. they r just. silly little fellas 1000x my size

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I will admit, the only character I have a crush on in Ultrakill is 1000-THR "Earthmover" Saw a youtube video of him dancing, and it just made me fall in love with the big guy. Somehow, Gabriel just hasn't done it for me, and the massive war robot has.

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Gabriel is one of those comfort characters where i feel a genuine connection with. some days i feel miserable and then i just remember Gabriel exists and i feel a little better. he has improved my life.

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I hate the sex fiendish nature of the fandom but that's because I'm swag and based (aroace)

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i hate how sex fiendish the ultrakill fanbase is but also i'd violently pound ferryman until he's bone marrow

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People don’t discuss enough the similarities between v2 and Gabriel like they do between v1 and Gabriel

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Fuck it! Council enjoyers need to come out and make their presence known in the fandom! I feel like I'm one second from getting jumped if I dare say I love the council more than gabriel

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I think the ultrakill community is missing out on a lot of the potential of adding pelicans into their religious symbolism fanart

because like the whole “we all bleed the same blood” but the machines had to get their blood from the humans, they don’t just produce it themselves

and this kinda ties in with the whole pelican thing in the sense that in many ancient legends, the pelican was believed to pierce its own breast with its beak to feed its children with its own blood

early Christians would then go own to adopt the symbol as a representation of the sacrifice of Jesus

even though Jesus doesn’t exist in ultrakill, I think that this could be a very good metaphor for mankind and the machines and how Minos calls v1 child of man tehehehhe

Idk some artist more talented than I execute my wish pls

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we have the red gabriel ultrakill confessions blog and we have the blue v1 ultrakill confessions blog. they gotta kiss bro

Well if you say so @ultrakill-confessions pucker up buttercup ��

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mirage is my wife and girlfriend 4ever

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To me Gabriel is a crustacean his armor is his lobster shell

Don’t take his helmet off that’s his exoskeleton it’s rude

also tasty meat on the inside…drools…

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I want the landmovers carnally

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so embarassing to be a ferryman and v1 kin who has a crush on gabriel and selfships with mirage but doesnt like doubles/sharing like omg dont talk to my bitch PLEEEEEASEEEEE

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i dont like v4v bc me and my sibling basically project onto them and i dont like mv2 bc i selfship with mirage + hc her as being the same age as me and even aging her up feels really weird LOL

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i want a gutterman to +PANCAKED me

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I was at work doodling little v1 heads on a blank Receipt and halfly put it under the cash register (the area I work I work alone some co workers come to my stand and make coffee or just great me)

I was outside the stand and TWO co workers saw the doodles ONE of them I have a lil crush on

AHHHBBBBHHHHHHH STUPID ROBOT FUCKER AHHHHH

I feel so embarrassed BRO and in the end didn't take the note I'll quit the job if my boss finds it or mentions it.

I'm screaming this to the void

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