ultralaw
ultralaw
3rd time I GUESS
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my third Tumblr in 3 years cause I keep losing passwords to emails xD
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ultralaw · 8 days ago
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This is still one of The Ace Attorney Screenshots of All Time tbh
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ultralaw · 8 days ago
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I predict a Steven Universe spin-off will be announced!
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ultralaw · 20 days ago
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what if during their life changing field trip toph and zuko picked up a new chill hobby
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ultralaw · 21 days ago
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gozyuger spoiler thoughts below readmore. we got back from new york and watched the weeklies and are now chewing at the walls
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ultralaw · 26 days ago
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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything
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ultralaw · 1 month ago
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NEW FIC! Updating Sundays, with two chapters today to kick things off! (🔗 in 🗨️; it's on AO3!)
STATS: 7 chapters, 20k words, rated T, hurt/comfort + filling in the blanks of Canon, OC/Seven.
DESCRIPTION: Alfia (SSTD scientist, Materials Engineering, specialty in armor-smithing,) has had her life sorted into a neat, perfectly-organized routine for a long time now.
At least until she runs into the Ultra equivalent of a five-alarm fire with added trainwreck, and unfortunately, he's far too amusing (and sad) to walk away from... even if the resulting chaos ends up being a little too much for even her perfect routine to handle.
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ultralaw · 1 month ago
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Goodluck Pikachu
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ultralaw · 1 month ago
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OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this
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ultralaw · 1 month ago
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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ultralaw · 2 months ago
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BLUE MOON UPDATE! Chapter 20, AKA: oh heck is that a proper title card?? well, THAT can't be good...
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ultralaw · 2 months ago
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BLUE MOON UPDATE! Chapter 17, AKA: tregear you dummy
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ultralaw · 2 months ago
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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry
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ultralaw · 2 months ago
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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ultralaw · 2 months ago
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#487: The Snorks
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ultralaw · 2 months ago
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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ultralaw · 3 months ago
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ultralaw · 3 months ago
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Scientists shouldn't have to pretend they're bringing back the dire wolf. Geneticists should be able to say "I want to make wolves larger for no reason", and we should have the resources to say "that sounds cool as hell. Here's a billion dollars"
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