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My biggest achievement as a child was knowing how to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, now it’s if Im able to get out of bed without feeling like I’ve got static in my brain that’s makes the hrmmrrmmrrmrm noises in my ears

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I’d pay mad money to see Hannibal Lecter eat a pickled onion monster munch

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face down on the floor scratching at the ground

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yeah you could say i’m pretty hardcore (browses the “major character death” tag)

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heeeeey thanks for all the likes on my blog :D

Omg no problem! I absolutely freakin’ love your art work and art style :)

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I love you for this.

headcanon: the tip of will’s nose is constantly cold, no matter the season. hannibal finds it a bit peculiar at first when they kiss - but he becomes so enthralled by the little detail that he begins bumping their noses together, even without kissing, as a small sign of affection :)

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must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

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tbh I think the most crushing denunciation of Netflix Persuasion may be this stab at fairness:

While Austen fans will find this a dismal and infuriating adaptation, viewers looking for a pleasant third-tier rom-com with an unchallenging modern sensibility in period dress might be entertained for the 110-minute run time.

Damn.

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the kudos lie

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.

You may have heard a rumour that authors will “know” when you hit the kudos button more than once. This is unfortunately not true. Authors get notified once about kudos - the first time you hit the button. AO3 sends out an email about kudos once per day, so the author finds out then. Any other button mashing you do, they won’t be told about. 

I believe this rumour started innocently enough. At one point in time, if your internet connection was slow and you hit the button fast enough, AO3′s system would register more than one kudos for a user. That’s why some fics used to have the same user name in the kudos list multiple times and authors would get that same email with multiple entries for the same person kudosing. 

In April, AO3 fixed that issue. They removed all additional kudos that had been left on fics up to that point, and with the new system in place users can’t leave multiple kudos anymore. 

You can only leave 1 kudos per fic. Authors will receive 1 message about that kudos. I know it’s disappointing, but it’s the truth. 

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sex workers fought in the street for you to be able to celebrate pride. sex workers rights should be an essential part of the pride celebration. I'm dead the fuck serious.

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Happy Father’s Day to maybe the worst dads of all time

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either a bunch of people on here are lying about being academics or a lot of people in academia are wasting their time

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stop showing me men with big beautiful brown eyes. what am i supposed to do. do you want me to fucking die

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it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

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Hugh Dancy during his time at St. Peter’s College, Oxford circa 1994. Courtesy of Alexander Fiske-Harrison 

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i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet