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I dropped my phone and idk what I accidentally tapped but tumblr gave me this error message and it scared me so bad I feel like im in a horror movie and tumblr is screaming and chasing me
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This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven鈥檛 completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this
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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me
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Back in 2018 I spent a good bit of my birthday making the final track for Behindtale, a mashup of THE WORLD REVOLVING. In 2020, I made another mashup of THE WORLD REVOLVING on my birthday.
After five years, I'm bringing it back
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i have like 3 points in capitalism and this was the first one. i just could not resist
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I can鈥檛 stop making these, please help. They鈥檙e so fun 馃槶
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BORN TO DO NOTHING WORLD IS A OVERWHELMING 楝肩 Put Em All Off 1989 I am executive dysfunction man 410,757,864,530 THINGS TO DO聽
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way
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guy who hasn't eaten in 18 hours and only slept for 4 hours voice Guys i think something is really wrong with the world. I think we have to end it all
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Switching between these every day
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