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it’s ya boy jay, altho you’ll prob know me by my old blogs ( recongem, sansflesh, ulturant, etc. ) i’ve decided that having all my muses on one blog would be much easier for me to track, plus it’ll be better if i suddenly wanna add a new muse. so! if you know me from my old blog ( s ), or would like to interact with this new multimuse blog, pls like or reblog this post.

this blog fts. a mix of canon and oc muses from undertale, steven universe, dangan ronpa, ace attorney, and more to be added in soon. this blog is still under construction, but i hope we can still interact.

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For every 🔖 I will draw my muse!

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For every 🔖 I will draw my muse!

It doesn’t have to be spectacular- stick figures are always welcome! Please specify muse when applicable. Bonus if you also include AUs, specific expressions, or others!

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shsladvicecolumnist:

 “Well you can buy them without a doctor’s prescription,however it’s recommended you ask a doctor to know it if it would interact badly with any medications and stuff.” Bland replied. 

“I don’t know. Lactose free Ice cream is pretty good,it’s not the same taste as Lactosey ice cream but it’s also good in it’s own right. Depends on the brand you get.”  And now he wanted ice cream. 

“Well, since I have no medication and no doctor, I should be alright! I’ll just take a whole bottle, and that should cure me for life.” Despite their inability to understand how said enzymes should work, their wide grin never dropped.

“... Want to go get ice cream? All this talk is making me hungry. I know a good place. Lactose and all.”

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ultimctepoet:

( 詩 ) -          

        ❝ Really ?? Are there any other places you’ve escaped from ?? && what            did you do to get yourself in prison ?? I–I’m sorry, I’m just curious. ❞

   She was always curious to know about other people’s talents, she’s never heard of    the Ultimate Escape Artist before.

“Oh- lots of places. A bank, a tank, a chained up fish tank.”

A grin settled on their face, growing more and more confident with their story. After all, some of these were true. Not as exciting as they sound, but true.

“Well, I wasn’t exactly... arrested. I just broke in, and then broke out again. For a performance. But yeah, that’s what I do. What ‘bout you?”

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“Me? Been in- jail?”

They paused. Nobody had ever asked them such a thing before, and definitely not so bluntly. For once, they seemed at a lost with how they could respond. But, bit by bit, a story began to form in their head. After all, a real Ultimate Escape Artist should be able to escape from anywhere.

“Of course! In fact, I escaped from the most ‘locked-down, never been escaped before’ jails! It was incredible!”

( 詩 ) -          

        ❝ The Ultimate Escape Artist… ❞

   The poet didn’t think that could be a talent, couldn’t anyone be an    escape artist? This made Nazumi curious, she didn’t know how    to ask this without being rude, so she just flat out asked without    any hesitation.

        ❝ – Have you been in jail before ?? ❞

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Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

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RUN FOR THE HILLS HONEY, DON’T LOOK BACK

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bxnseki :

    Her mug was long since abandoned as she became more and more invested in the other’s story.  Many questions arose as the story progressed, but as it came to an end, she was mostly satisfied.

    “ I believe it is, ” Kimiko replied, picking the mug back up and taking a sip of chilled tea.  “ The mighty strength of a bluebird – I’ll admit, that’s the most exciting thing I’ve heard in a long while. ”

“It was so amazing. Once I saw that little bluebird carrying me with all it’s little bluebird strength, I was so inspired. I managed to break my handcuffs off with the power of bluebird friendship.” They waved their arms around, as if to demonstrate their excitement.

“And that’s why I always gotta give every bird I see a salute. Those guys are magical, I tell you.”

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[An aesthetic with Hisashi and Ryo, for @ultruant. If you’d like any elements changed, you can IM me ^^]

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guess who has returned with a fancy pride icon?

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shsladvicecolumnist:

“Ah! Enzymes!” He yelled. “There are lactose enzyme pills that could help you digest it. I recommend you ask your doctor about them and research what is available. But lactose enzyme pills have helped people before with lactose intolerance and other illnesses that have made it hard to digest Lactose.” Bland bounced on his feet a bit. “There is also lactose free ice creams.”  He added at the end. 

“... Enzymes?” They rolled the word around for a second, and their face lights up. ‘You mean, I can just take a pill and eat whatever I want? Without wanting to puke afterwards? Where have you been all my life-”

Their apparent excitement halted. “Oh, right, doctors. I’m gonna have to see one to get these things, aren’t I? I guess that’s the price you gotta pay. And, no offense to those who like lactose free ice cream, but they are objectively wrong.”

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diviisus:

“O-oh… Well… You could try and lie down and rest! Oh and have you tried taking something? P-please don’t do that! It will hurt and make it worse…” Heh you run into the most damn interesting people sap! Wonder who the hell they are? I uh… damn hope they don’t do that either…

Kiyo nodded at Ki’s words in his head and frowned. He’d been walking back towards the school when this person had come up and asked him that. The sorcerer was happy to help and hoped to get to know them better. Meeting new people was so nice.

“Eh, I tried lying down before. For about a minute. Then I just got bored. I’m hoping to think of something that might speed the process up. Plus, it wouldn’t taste as bad as medicine.”

They blinked, giving the other student a peculiar expression. Perhaps it was fate that led them to complain their problems to someone who was obviusly so strong. Or, at the very least, much taller than they were. With a grin, they spread their arms out.

“I’ll give you five bucks if you punch me, right now.”

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I need to write this into the bio, I wanted to do some more research before I did that, but Ryou is actually intersex! (I’m still doing research into it but feel free to ask questions if you wanna know specifics.)

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mortuary-lilies:

Hisashi hummed, shifting his gaze to look at the person next to him. It was actually a refreshing change to get questions about his work, however bluntly they may be phrased, and he was completely willing to answer their question. 

“Well, the bodies I have personally seen during my career have not had many unusual deaths, per say. I see a lot of clients who have died from old age, a few murders, car accidents, and the like; all very usual,” He shrugged, “However, the strangeness often occurs after death.”

“For instance, I once had to deal with a client that had been partially eaten by her dog and cat.”

“No electrocutions, or bungee jumping accidents? Not even a little shark attack?” Ryou fiddled their hands together, letting them wrap and intertwine as they watched Hisashi. The curious look on their face never ceasing.

“The pet thing is cool though, animals fending for themselves. Man verses nature kinda thing going on. I gotta wonder though, maybe the gal who died, maybe she really loved her pets. Wanted them to get a piece when she kicked the bucket. Or maybe she was one of those crabby old ladies who complains about animals all the time. Either way, I’m rooting for her cat and dog here.”

“You know what? When I die, I think I want to be eaten by birds. That'd be a sweet way to go.”

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shsladvicecolumnist:

Bland turned around. Ah yes,another asking for advice. “oh. Uh. I don’t know any cures other than the ones doctors and medical researchers have discovered. But I can give advice on how one can help if you tell me specifically what sort of problem you have with Lactose.” 

“Uh, how do I describe it... It’s like every time I have anything with dairy in it, I feel sick. But I don’t want to stop, you know?” They rub the back of their neck, giving him a grin. “I mean, there’s an obvious solution. But I’m hoping for something better. Something that includes ice cream.”

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RUN FOR THE HILLS HONEY, DON’T LOOK BACK