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they should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours

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Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to be someone's loser boyfriend

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boys were made to be held, they were made for you to wrap your arms around their waist and hold them so tightly while you kiss their neck. trust me on this

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i ❤️ my missed opportunities #mymissedopportunities

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stuff sucks bad sometimes but at least theres trans women out there

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they should invent a me who is not exhausted by simply being alive

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gay people are allowed to have weird friendships it’s kind of our thing

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it's so crazy how you actually have to live through everything

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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

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They should make it easier for trans women

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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)

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Have you heard?

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hell yeah, fish lady

Fuck it, fish lady

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tell me something soft