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I’d be completely fine with Bayonetta being queen of the universe at this point.

��         “Wonder if I’d be a FITTING Queen, though~”

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*Behind the british gal was a anon walking like a crab. As he was close enough he used both of his hands to slap dat ass. After that he ran away like a crab at 100 MPH.* ''Hah, the slapper slaps again.''

             Sorry!     But – Something pops up right underneath the the moment their hands touch her butt.

     CHOMP! EATEN like the crab they are!

Bayonetta simply pushes her glasses up, smirking.

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"Listen, lady, I don't wanna sound naïve or anything... but what the heck's a furry?" For once, the mercenary's genuinely confused. Tread carefully, Bayo, any explanation's gonna be a shock to the system.

             “You don’t know what a furry is, hmm?       Are you sure you wish to know, darling? Some things are better left in the void of the unknown, you know.”

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Do you prefer having your hair be in a beehive or kept short? Although you probably don’t value an Anon’s opinion, I prefer your beehive hairdo.

            “It certainly depends on what I feel at the moment, you know.     I can change my hair length to whatever I please. I’ve been thinking about trying out a shoulder-length look here lately.”

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You move around gracefully and look so cool doing so! How do you stay so fit?

     “Well now aren’t you a sweetie.

             I stay fit by doing my job which as, as you probably already know, to hunt and kill Angels. It’s that simple.”

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Are hugs free?

    “Well now that just depends on who you are, I suppose. I’m not entirely the huggy, touchy type.”

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As beautiful as an angel, as seductive as a demon...Where do you fit in? 8:30pm at my place, if our schedules will it.

Go on anon and flirt with my muse.Cheesy pick-up lines, raunchy jokes, sincere compliments, anything goes!

         “My my~ I wonder how proud of that one you are.”

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Go on anon and flirt with my muse.Cheesy pick-up lines, raunchy jokes, sincere compliments, anything goes!

        “I’m FAR more than a ten, don’t you think~?”

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Ever since ya joined the smash tourney. I've been wondering. What do ya think of the 4 kings: Bowser, dedede, K. Rool [my favorite]. And ganon? Im just wondering, i don't judge.

          “I filed all four of them under the scalie category on my tier list I made for little funsies. Does THAT answer your question any?”

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{ Bayonetta’s tier list, btw~ }

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And tomorrow you find heels without guns at a discounted price.

           “No thank you. Those heels can stay right on the shelf where they are at.”

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Merry Xmas Miss Bayonets! I hope your day's been great!

            “Oh just another typical day of typical angel hunting. You know, the usual excitement I go through from day to day~”

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Oh wow! Thank you for giving such honest & detailful Opinions on my Song Questions, it's absolutely gloriously Appreciated yay! Would you be pleasantly interested to hear more Song Questions from me almighty & phenomenal Bayonetta? ^_^ ((*Smiles* That's so Cool you loved the Songs! Haha makes me feel very Delightful to be quite honest XD ^_^ ))

              “I don’t see why not.         It kills the time when I have nothing better to do.”

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You wanna know something weird. My 12 year old friend's grandparents let him get bayonetta and bayonetta 2 for the switch. I am 18 and im still playing tetris.

           “My games are not for those under 17 and certainly not for a 12 year old.   Tsk, tsk, tsk!

            Though Tetris is a fun little game. Simple, yet fun.”

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Greetings almighty & beautiful Bayonetta! I would be pleasantly interested to know what your honest & detailful Opinion on the Songs called Devil's Sky by Dillon Spears, Cult of Personality by Living Colour, Stardust by Kazsin, One True Supervillain by Dillon Spears & King To The World/Kaze Ni Nare by Ayumi Nakamura are? ^_^

    “My my, quite the interesting question here. Let us have a listen, shall we?

Hmmmm. . .

  Devil’s Sky seems like it would be quite a good track for fighting angels to. Oh, did I say FIGHTING? I meant killing. We all know not a single Angel in my world has survived a fight with me.

        Now this Cult of Personality song is catchy, to say the least. But it’s not one I would fight to by any means. Perhaps a casual little listen is far more fitting for this song, yes?

      Oooooo this Stardust one gives me good fighting vibes too, dear. Are you a fighter, by chance?

           One True Supervillain sounds like, from the start, that it belongs in some sort of horror film of some sort. Very suspenseful. I feel like I’m about to fight against, I don’t know, a strong infernal beast or some such.

      And King To The World/Kaze Ni Nare is quite good, yes. Not quite for fighting, least not for me. Well, actually, about a minuet in and it seems fit for a fight. Perhaps.”

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(She's got haircare that doesn't spare the pair in despair, launched into the air, almost unfair.)

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Susie’s already wearing the Business Suit. It seems Bayonetta’s reputation precedes her.

         “Well aren’t you a snazzy one.”      Bayonetta commented, pushing her glasses up with her gun.

           “What’s the occasion?”