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Five: Is Ben here?

Klaus: No.

Five: But I saw him in the apocalypse-

Klaus: Apparently, ghosts can't time travel.

Ben:

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-This would probably be Five (LMFAO of course)

-Ben when his siblings keeps messing up, but he be dead tho.. (AJSSKSKAJA HAHAHAHA)

"You killed one of ours, Olga. Now, we're coming after you. You will be dead by nightfall." Diego and Luther

Olga Foroga:

"Dad, who the hell are these assholes?" -Ben in Ep 10 Season 2

Literally me while watching:

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Just some ~memes~ hehe

-Probably The Umbrella Academy at some point.

-The Umbrella Academy when Vanya destroyed the moon (HAHAHAHAHAH LMAO)

-Probably Klaus, at some point

-Probably The Umbrella Academy in the last episode of Season 2

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Five: Guys listen up! I have a better plan to stop the apocalypse.

[Meanwhile.. Luther and Diego sharing the last brain cell]

Luther: How would a mermaid give birth?

Diego: Wait- *thinking intensifies*

Diego: Damn, i have never thought of this one!

Allison:

Five:

Vanya:

Klaus:

Ben: oh mY gOd- Is thIs whO wE aRe? Is thIs wHat we rEpreSent?

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[The Umbrella Academy planning stuff to stop the apocalypse]

Diego: No, but i have a strategy

The rest of the TUA siblings: Oh no

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The best lines in The Umbrella Academy (according to me) Part 2

"Sweetheart, your vagina needs glasses. He's not worth it."

-The Handler [to Lila, about Diego]

"Love shouldn't have to hurt this much."

-Luther Hargreeves [to Lila, about The Handler]

"Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to."

-Klaus Hargreeves [to Keechie]

"I'm the Daddy here!"

-Five Hargreeves [to Luther]

"The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up."

-Klaus Hargreeves

"I wonder if it's too late to be unadopted."

-Five Hargreeves

"You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair, I just thought that you should know."

-Klaus Hargreeves [to Diego]

"Who would possess me to adopt seven ill-mannered malcontents?

-Sir Reginald Hargreeves

"Who I am is not a disease."

-Vanya Hargreeves

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The best lines in The Umbella Academy (according to me)

"We didn't choose this life, we're just living in it."

-Five Hargreeves

"Where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I can't talk to the person I love. People still don't take me seriously. I wanna be numb again."

-Klaus Hargreeves [to Ben, about sobriety]

"You're luckier than most. When you lose someone, at least you can see them whenever you want."

-Diego Hargreeves [to Klaus]

"Not everyone in this world can be powerful. Chasing someone unattainable is a recipe for a lifetime of disappointment and resentment."

-Reginald Hargreeves

"I would take my year with you over a lifetime with anybody else."

-Raymond Chestnut [to Allison Hargreeves]

"You are an open book written for very dumb children."

-Lila (to Diego, of course)

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Five in Season 1 last Episode (10): Okay so the apocalypse is done, but we have to time travel or else we'll die. But i think it's great, the apocalypse is done, we can rest now and we could live our lives--

The apocalypse in Season 2:

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No one:

Literally no one:

Five: I'm the daddy here!

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Number Five on Episode 5 Season 1

"There's no such thing as good guys and bad guys."

"There's just people goin', about their lives."

"But when the world ends, those people die,"

"Including our family."

"Time changes everything."