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You were an Isle Unto Thyself...

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noooooo

Don't kill yourself your so sexy hahaha

Should i kill myself

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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hog shot down in another case of gun violence. police are currently fucking around elsewhere arresting innocent people. more at 11

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watch now my parsonal sex video😎😎

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a brief look into my twisted world

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read in 2025: THE OUTSIDERS; SE HINTON

"we're almost as close as brothers; when you grow up in a tight-knit neighborhood like ours you get to know each other real well"

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it's not like they need to drink a potion for it but whatever

more 9-5 but they're clickbait youtubers😭🤯😛

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calling setrakus ra at 3:00 am challenge 🤯🤯😖😨😰😱😱😱 ⚠️GONE WRONG⚠️ (GONE ROMANTIC!?) I LOST MY EYE!!! (TRY AT HOME) (POLICE WERE CALLED)

Basically 9-5 but they're clickbait YouTubers😭😭

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gosh can you imagine what was running through darry’s head after pony said that? 😭

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KERMIT

BE A DEAD BEAT

PLEASE

DONT GO

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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Dreams show me the vilest concepts. This was few nights ago, and I can't stop thinking about it

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Every time I see this drawing I circle my cursor around him like 15 times wishing I could just reach my hand through the screen and squeeze him so hard his eyes pop out

five's mascot day job from the john goes to ikea fic