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She says about a bed that isn't hers

In a house that isn't hers

Those Bears should have slimed the fuck out of her

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"too comfortable"-Goldilocks's annoying bitchass

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why isn't there more hype around the Lorien Legacies books🥀💔

they're actually pure flames

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You Elf on the Shelf Motherfucker. You think it's funny to use Witchcraft to infiltrate my home? To place your soul into a cursed doll and fly around my apartment while unseen whispers chant in a dead language that hurts my ears and causes me to smell decay? I hate you so bad. My walls are covered with scratches from my machete as I have done nothing but swing and miss at this teleporting, demonic little Raggedy Ann Wannabe Asshole. Fuck You. Your Cutie Mark should be shutting the fuck up forever and leaving me alone. Bye

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YOUTUBER STRANGE ERONS IS IN MY HOUSE! SHE HAS TAKEN THE FORM OF A CURSED DOLL AND INVITED ONE OF HER BEASTS! ITS EYES BECKON ME INTO HELL, AND I PISS ON THE HARDWOOD FLOOR AT ITS CALL! FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME!

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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I'm making my official declaration on who I side in regards to the Dashcon 2 Strange Æons / Muppet Joker duel hummina hummina hummina

The King sides with another King, and I believe in the Muppet Joker's chances at victory

Woah mama I'm team Croaker, Strange is the devil in disguise

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@the-muppet-joker

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"Ponyboy is such an unreliable narrator🙄Johnny is not skittish or shy!! He's 16! and Darry is not cold and emotionless!! He literally won boy of the year in high school😒😒!!"

yeah everybody knows that after you get beaten with in an inch of your life, given scars that will be with you forever while also being abused by your parents you're going to be the most confident and outgoing individual ever!!

And everybody also knows that after your parents die on your birthday(or sometime around it)and you're forced to fight tooth and nail to keep custody of your younger brothers, while also having to work two jobs leaves you room to express any sort of emotion!!

Like if I'm being honest Ponyboy is actually pretty standard when it comes to reliability in first person narration.

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Why is Kermit censored, Amazon? 😭 (I found the ad on FB first, the went to the listing. Both are censored.)

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I see a lot of older siblings on my fyp talking about how their younger siblings were/are their servants

and I just got me thinking

Ponyboy was 100% both darry and soda's servant until he was about 6. then his frontal lobe developed enough and he decided that sodapop was his favorite brother and only did it for him

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soda being the kid to yell "HORSEY" when he sees a horse outside the car window as they drive by but honestly he also does that when he sees Ponyboy from a distance

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The gang develops a running joke that when something out of their control happens, it’s Dally and Johnny haunting them.

Steve’s car won’t start and Soda goes, “looks like ol’ Dal’s givin us a sign that we shouldn’t go to work today. We better listen, ya don’t wanna disrespect the dead.”

Darry trips on Pony’s backpack in front of the door. “Goddamn it Pony, I told you not to leave your stuff in the doorway!” “It wasn’t me. That musta been Dally messin with you.”

The next day Darry gets him back when Ponyboy is sitting on the porch writing, and a gust of wind sends all his loose pages flying across the yard. “I think Johnnycake’s tryin to tell you that ain’t your best work.”

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do they smoke weed?

darry doesn't smoke it bc something always goes wrong when he does

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darry doesn't smoke it bc something always goes wrong when he does