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When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

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There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

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I literally am drooling bcus of all my laughing

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me: goes into the ocean with my period

me: come @ me sharks my location is ON

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get 50 notes on this post and I’ll give the dog a pepperoni

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Taylor Mic Drop

@taylorswift ❤️ Jimmy Eat World. Mic drop.

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN TONIGHT HAHAHAHAHA “So this happened… Gymnastics VINES #gymnast #gymnastics”

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U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

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I JUST STARTED SCREAMING FROM LAUGHING LIAM WHAT AEE TOU DOIJG O UUUIJ

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yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

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Thanks American Girl!

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panic at the disco isn’t a phase you never grow out of listening to them you might drift from them for a bit but you’ll always come back it’s like the fucking mafia

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When you really hate a TV show that was once good while still being emotionally concerned for certain character’s fate.

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Reblog if  your blog supports Kesha and ANYONE going through sexual, mental and/or physical abuse

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Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: 

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tag yourself i’m aaa