Couldn't just stop at one Boat Boy, so tried to give Joel a shot! (I know it would've made more sense to go with a Stratos theme but I like Azalean color scheme too much)
also didn’t express it enough but obsessed with oli’s 1v3 like. weirdest 1v3 imaginable. at one point he dodged both arrows by standing completely still in the middle. no one could hit and then suddenly he hit all three of his shots in a row. lime was saying he had to be singing and tbh I don’t want to see his pov I want to believe in that reality. he’s so slippery. he can’t possibly keep getting away with it (he then does). 36 arrows fired between the two teams. he’s a cartoon character. he’s a god. what a dodgebolt moment to open the season with,
for the record I think the healthiest thing in this fandom is to remember that yeah, the hermits are online, there’s nothing stopping them from name searching themselves and finding basically anything you make, and the only way to stop it is to not post it publicly. (archive locking it on ao3 is also an option to be fair, but there’s nothing stopping them from getting an account!)
however, even the hermits clearly know that when they come to tumblr they are visiting Our House. so continue to be as weird as you want and when they show up you just go “yeah you came to the weird people house you can hit the back button” and keep going. like, as long as you aren’t like… sticking it in their discord or their stream chat or their tts, they’re choosing their level of engagement here, they’re in control of whether they see it, it’s fine. who cares.
all of which is to say: iskall I promise I can get weirder about you,