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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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i just... i just wanna wake up to crab raves..

so. many crab rave.. plese

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Greeted a REALLY FAT robin at the door when I was heading out for work.

This is the official Springtime In New England post. Reblog this post and add the early signs of spring you've seen this year

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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Fun and EXTREMELY IRONIC fact if you know my upbringing.

I'm allergic. Sneezing, nose running, eyes watering, face itching. The whole nine yards. I will NEVER use anything involving the stuff solely because that sounds like a really dumb way to maybe die, or at least become very miserable for a few.

It's a plant y'all. You can, in fact, be just as allergic to it as any other kind of plant. And you can develop one later on too, even if you've been around it your whole entire life. So yanno. Be safe. Smoke in well ventilated areas. Don't surprise anyone with it being around. Pretty sure having somebody's throat close up from a severe allergic reaction will kill your buzz anyway.

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Spin this wheel to get a weapon for a zombie apocalypse.

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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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imagine youre walking in a field at night and a ufo appears overhead. bright lights shine down at you and you start getting lifted into the air but then an unearthly voice says "SHIT, WRONG ONE" and you get unceremoniously dumped back on the ground. then the light focuses on a frog that was about 2 feet to your left and picks that up instead

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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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reblog for larger sample size :)

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We lost something as a culture when computers stopped screaming in agony as you connected them to the internet.