i have ocd thats just a fun fact about me. :) also i have a tendency to ramble, also i am autistic and adhd-having so yeah. thats what ur getting urself into by following me: a lotta typos a lotta weird posts a lotta vague-ish posts (because im scawed to be too specific because what if people hate me 🥺) and a lotta goddamn tangents because brother let me tell you i love my damn tangents. i could talk at someone at length about very many things in this world. i read homestuck as a teen and now a little tiny dave strider lives in my brain and makes me say so so many words. thats just how it is with the media u consume in ur formative years i guess. anyways welcome to hell
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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!
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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol
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Lactose: e-excuse me...
Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!
Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!
Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?
Lactose: but I...
Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*
Large intestine: lactase?!
Small intestine: b-but you're both...
Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?
Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?
Lactose: I-I w-
Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking
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#i think birds of prey are neat#i think due to my size and nature of also being a predator animal they would be niceys to me#and i would be niceys to them in return#birds
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps
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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
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the birding community is great. u post a picture of the most ridiculous looking brown bird ever, and everyone goes nuts. easy crowd.
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#WOOOAAHHHHHHH#hes so shape...#he looks like a kid's drawing brougght to life#and i love him for it#bird
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my awful son who i hate (shitpost from 3 days ago with almost 2k notes)
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