umurangi
umurangi
i will not be played upon
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An aspiring writer trying to find the most cost-effective way to annoy as many people as possible
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umurangi · 2 days ago
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it really is incredible how often people will stumble into admitting that they think that jerking off to a disadvantaged group of people is the same as supporting them
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umurangi · 2 days ago
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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!
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umurangi · 4 days ago
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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there
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umurangi · 6 days ago
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bat at hornets nest maybe but "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" refers to low income communities needing to choose between survival vs being eco friendly. not you continuing to watch the harry potter movies
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umurangi · 7 days ago
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the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league
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umurangi · 9 days ago
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expedition 33 is a game about what would happen if you died and your family went insane fighting over your minecraft world you made when you were 12
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umurangi · 10 days ago
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umurangi · 10 days ago
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umurangi · 10 days ago
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one of my personal favorite tropes
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umurangi · 11 days ago
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forgiveness, then, was possible even for the worst.
more of this guy bc im a little sick about him. call that some late knight posting amirite guys. it's so cold out here
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umurangi · 11 days ago
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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umurangi · 15 days ago
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It will be harder for you to remember. Love is always harder. Love means weathering blows for another’s sake and not counting them. Love is loss of self, loss of other, and faith in the death of loss.
- Christopher Buehlman, Between Two Fires
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umurangi · 1 month ago
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I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest
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umurangi · 1 month ago
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umurangi · 1 month ago
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love books. because it’s like what if something happened
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umurangi · 1 month ago
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my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now
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umurangi · 1 month ago
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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of
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