un-father
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Or un-Dad because I like the pun🤣 look for the backup in case this goes kaput -un-father2- -35 yo- -Blog is adult content most of the time-
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Wetness check!
*Grabs the dough* too wet, needs a bit more flour.
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Howling at the moon(we are both moaning while we fuck under the moonlight)
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Do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you.
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i wrapped my heart up for u in foil in case you want it later it's in the fridge
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What goes in my head when feeding left overs to the fire
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How to become the object of your affection. The little trinket you keep on your shelf. The little guy you clip to your keychain
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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You are in her DMs.
I'm eating popcorn from her tits.
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