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Please please please don't click those phishing texts
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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
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Actually reminds me of a time an owl almost attacked me

A traffic camera in Montreal
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Look me in the eyes and tell me im worth something
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Menswear guy’s ability to own is so powerful he even owns himself.
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if you have the words WOOL SOCKS on your label and then the percentage of wool is 3% and plastic material is 97% I should be able to hunt you for sport
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Dang they blocked me....
"What's wrong?" Everything. Everything is wrong.
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It wasn't a pity party it is a *downward spiral*
"What's wrong?" Everything. Everything is wrong.
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Where do i go if nowhere and no-one feels like home anymore
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Every single time I think I'm at my lowest I just keep going lower, and lower, and lower.
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