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She sunk on my costs until I fallacy

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"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

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type of shit i'm going through

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Haunting melodies, surging through the veins like holy murky tides from alluring dark divinities.

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we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

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Zappa on SNL 1976

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the belted waist and platform heel.... she knows she's serving, and it ain't just what's in the pan

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If you run a job site where you have to pay for a membership to apply to jobs I hope your skin falls off your body good night

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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

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andy warhol's main talent was just being friends with lots of people who were cooler than him and taking photos of them. this type of guy still exists today

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omg i get another chance tomorrow!! and after tomorrow i get another chance!!! and after that another!!?!

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The entirety of the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants lmao

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i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

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