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hear me out... <3

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I love Kris so much... too bad that I cause them such anguish just with my mere existence

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Drew this around a year and a half ago for the QSMP zine, which is now shipping, so I can finally post this! I remember that this was a LOT of fun to work on, and hope I get to do projects like this again soon!

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a peaceful repose 🍃

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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

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Redditors are struggling in ways that we cannot even imagine here on tumblr Island

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if I was a pokemon trainer Id be giving them cigarettes I dont even smoke myself I just think itd be really funny to see like a sewaddle with a cigarette in its mouth

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Perfect PArrying the whole stream of piss back into the pissers penis and their balls fill up like one of those balloons at the water gun game at the carnival

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theyre shooting me soon

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im feeling really sick and i went to go say hi to my favorite tree but it wasn't really all that much of a help because all it wanted to do was lick me and it did and it gave me 5 more diseases and honestly i would be sad but the tree is really just too good of a friend to me i really do love it forever and support it in everything it does even if that thing is getting me even more sick when im already sick after all i'll probably live anyways and then my friendship with the majestic tree can continue for many more years and the sickness isnt even all that bad it's like 9 plagues or something but like those shits were all over the place a couple thousand years ago and we're like, fine nowadays so honestly im probably going to make it through justttt fine probably not anything some yumky soup couldn't fix after all so honestly yeah im probably free to go to your big party this weekend like im going to be all fine and happy by then surely and honestly plagues cant even be that contagious like i feel like everyone overreacts so much plus what if they're like good plagues that are nice for you because they came from a tree which is from nature and nature only wants the best for you because shes a really nice and sweet woman afterall anyways is 5 acorns enough to give you as a gift or are you a greedy pig who hates joy and i don't like you anymore

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Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

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just remembered that i have a whole set of silicone utensils that have perfectly chewable handles

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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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Caitvi, Butchfemme